warfie Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 throw a few old foreigners off balconies Why only old?! Because they tend to consume less drugs and hire less prostitutes... therefore; spend less money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmwke Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 FABOULOUS My faith in Thailand has been totally restored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb5music Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 That's why the world doesn't use the name in the address of mail to people living there? And that's why it doesn't even show up on Google maps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbaJohnny Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Well done NTN a clearer picture than the original Sad that mongering is still risible. I suppose their clients dream their illegitimate offspring will continue in the trade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPosse Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Most excellent! There ought to be a sweepstake about how long until this satire becomes (officially) reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatfather Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 What does Hitler have to do with it????? fatfather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Margaret Mitchell Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is. H.G. Wells Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxYakov Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 It's not as priceless as the article about Farang riots during the alcohol ban, but it will certainly do. Well done NTN. I agree Yep, but the alleged Mayor Tik Kunplome should be suing for libel. According to my sources, the actual word he used was 'notorious'. not 'infamous'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuffki Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 throw a few old foreigners off balconies Why only old?! Because they tend to consume less drugs and hire less prostitutes... therefore; spend less money... Actually they consume more alcohol and marry all the prostitutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newermonkey Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 (edited) I am tottaly upset, how could he say such things! Pattaya is a nice little seaside town for families. I have never seen anything bad. If they continue to talk like this it will hurt my beer bar business and all the nice young boys will have to go home and will be out of work. ps. Whats "satire' mean Edited July 30, 2011 by newermonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danlo Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 (edited) If you ever find and print anything good about Pattaya can you let me know, its the single mans heaven and cant be beat so all those lifeless sexless miserable <deleted> who just slaughter it at every available opportunity, I would just like to say I live a very happy life here away from such marvellous places like UK, USA, ETC haa Edited July 30, 2011 by Danlo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newermonkey Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 What does Hitler have to do with it????? fatfather Well you see... he was the former govenor of the area and they had a nice poster to honer him, but alas there are always people who seem to not understans good taste. and it was take down and buned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSkip Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I bet the guys who write this have bets with each other on how many bites they get. If they don't, they ought to. HEY, didn't you know betting is illegal in LOS!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george Posted July 30, 2011 Author Share Posted July 30, 2011 What does Hitler have to do with it????? fatfather Adolph Hitler removed from Pattaya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaowong1 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Brilliant, absolutely Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycallahan Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I believed it until I saw the "this shit sells" quote. Didn't realise we got these things outside of April Fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianatlarge Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Families--we don't need them here! Pattaya is great just the way it is. I detest seeing bunches of 'families' wandering around the town. They detract from Pattaya's spiritual purity, its mission. Families go home! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOS2BKK Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Just one more chang and id have bought that hook line and sinker... I was 2/3 of the way through before I realized it was a joke. Nothing the Thai government does surprises me anymore. You can't apply the rule of sense, logic or reason to any of their decisions, so I just hoist that Singha, chuckle, and roll with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuPattaya Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Halarious, but true. Very accurate article... This is hilarious, Good work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie61 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I hope this guy will become prime ministress one day.... he is on track! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmcguire70 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Brilliant... How bout we rename it -SMUTTOWN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
normac44 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 About time the truth came out. I always new there was something going on in Pattaya...just could not ever figure it out. I am enlightened.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalkingMan Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 What does Hitler have to do with it????? fatfather A couple of years back or so, there was a billboard of Hitler, on the main road to Pattaya, advertising the wax museum. People were surprised. TheWalkingMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOODLOVER Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I can not change my business cards again! Bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softgeorge Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 This is going to upset a lot of the expats who have been arguing so viciously that Pattaya in a nice sweet family friendly hamlet. It has been known for what it really is around the world for years. If Thais and local government official are telling you what it is really like then accept the facts. People from around the world flock to the place for the seady life there. You can argue black and blue that it is not but this is straight from the horses mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falangjim Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Love it! Very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 This is going to upset a lot of the expats who have been arguing so viciously that Pattaya in a nice sweet family friendly hamlet. It has been known for what it really is around the world for years. If Thais and local government official are telling you what it is really like then accept the facts. People from around the world flock to the place for the seady life there. You can argue black and blue that it is not but this is straight from the horses mouth. Satirescope turned off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumFarang Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 (edited) ps. Whats "satire' mean It's a conjunction for when people have gotten so angry they just had to sit down: sat-ire. Edited July 30, 2011 by DumFarang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumFarang Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 If you ever find and print anything good about Pattaya can you let me know, its the single mans heaven and cant be beat so all those lifeless sexless miserable <deleted> who just slaughter it at every available opportunity, I would just like to say I live a very happy life here away from such marvellous places like UK, USA, ETC haa I think we have our next contestant for: Can You Guess What Those Red Letters Mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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