Boon Mee Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I thought this was going to be a another joke about blondes being stupid then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I thought this was going to be a another joke about blondes being stupid then! Are you blond by any chance Ice.! (Arctic Monkeys, quality) redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I thought this was going to be a another joke about blondes being stupid then! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you blond by any chance Ice.! (Arctic Monkeys, quality) redrus <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No I'm not, don't you just love hair dye? Yes I recently discovered Arctic Monkeys and I'm in love with them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Sorry, off topic but, just an observation. If you sit back the pupil in your Icey Eye looks like a heart, did you ever notice that.? redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Sorry, off topic but, just an observation.If you sit back the pupil in your Icey Eye looks like a heart, did you ever notice that.? redrus <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's supposed to. My friend works in London and she creates graphics and stuff so she personally did this for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Sorry, off topic but, just an observation.If you sit back the pupil in your Icey Eye looks like a heart, did you ever notice that.? redrus It's supposed to. My friend works in London and she creates graphics and stuff so she personally did this for me Cool, I'm chuffed with myself for spottin it then. Usually need stuff like that pointing out. Not that Im thick though. redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Cool, I'm chuffed with myself for spottin it then. Usually need stuff like that pointing out. Not that Im thick though. redrus <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you blonde too? Sorry Boon Mee ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Cool, I'm chuffed with myself for spottin it then. Usually need stuff like that pointing out. Not that Im thick though. redrus Are you blonde too? Sorry Boon Mee ! Lol, not quite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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