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Happy New Year ExpatOilWorker drunk.gif

One of my resolutions is to finally have that drink with you in BKK, we keep missing each other!!!

My other, far more serious resolution is to help create dozens of new businesses in the UK this year.......and part of that will be aided by my Thai lady using her skill and business acumen to create an internet support company in Chiang Mai to back my company up.

So success for me this year will be seeing new businesses grow and prosper in both the UK and Thailand as a result of my efforts. I CAN'T WAIT. biggrin.png

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To learn Thai so that I can understand my terrific neighbour who invited me over to his place last night for a few drinks, and he chatted away to me like I was a local...but all I could do was nod and smile, not having a clue what he was on about.

Wish there was a magic pill.

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Here are mine, what are yours?

  1. Make my third million
  2. Be less handsome
  3. Spend less time posting and more time and actually communicating face to face
  4. Edit out two of my Giks to reduce the total to 6
  5. Buy some fluoro lighting for my honda click
  6. Grow the nail on my right pinky longer
  7. Park more often, at peak hour, in the main traffic lane, with my emergency lights flashing, to walk into a 7 eleven
  8. Pick my nose in restaurants more often
  9. Stop hating high season so much and learn to embrace Russian culture
  10. Stop hating high season so much and learn to embrace Iranian culture
  11. Stop hating high season so much and learn to embrace Chinese culture
  12. Stop hating high season so much and learn to embrace Indian culture
  13. Acknowledge that several road fatalities every day is quite acceptable
  14. Acknowledge that encouraging the general public to purchase more vehicles while not increasing funding for driver training or traffic policing is quite acceptable
  15. Acknowledge that is is quite acceptable to sell a parcel of national park land to a private buyer
  16. Have my girl wear pyjamas and Tweety Bird slippers at 11am on a week day in the Immigration office
  17. To vomit less when I personally witness two fatal accidents in a single week
  18. To stop and talk with every tailor tout that I encounter and, after the first 5 minutes of conversation, say loudly "Well that is enough about me. Tell me about yourself".
  19. To stop craving vintage cheddar, parmasan, brie and camembert
  20. To find XXL sized condoms that actually fit
  21. To compliment my girl more often on how wonderful her hair smells
  22. To complain to my girl less often about how awful her pok pok smells
  23. To exercise more
  24. To eat less pork
  25. To eat more greens and vegatables
  26. To commission a scientific team to establish that processed fish ball sare not properly classified as a food
  27. And finally, to refrain from didacticism when posting on TV

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