webfact Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Dirty hairy By FELIX ALLEN Armed ... paw enforcer Michael Fresco newsjsBANGKOK: -- COPS in Thailand have added some Magnum Force to their squad by issuing a LABRADOR with a gun. The paw enforcer is carrying an automatic in a shoulder holster marked “Police K-9”. While some may think it’s a barking mad idea, it would probably make Harry Callahan’s day. He could always growl: “I know what you’re thinking... was it five bullets or SIT?” Walk the walk ... K9 and handler Michael Fresco Source: http://www.thesun.co...r-LABRADOR.html -- The SUN 2013-02-21 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post submaniac Posted February 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2013 Ooooh alright...I know everyone's thinking it so I'll be the first to say it...I feel safer that the dog has the gun than the police man. Badumpump. 28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yummypizza Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Poor fella, makes him a target and probably the first to be shot, great plan once again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Buchholz Posted February 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2013 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Payboy Posted February 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2013 Thai Police Issues Gun To Labrador He's going to get a lot of bitches, that's for sure. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draggons Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 <deleted>'s that all about?........................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurentbkk Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I wonder how ridiculous this is ..... am speechless .... should I laugh ? should I cry ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Jaysus ............. talk about "the wrong stuff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaidDown Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Well, I pawed (sic) over the Sun article but could not find any information as to where this dog is stationed. I'm guessing that the K-9 Officer will be heading up a pack to rid the local moo-baans of the dog gangs which are terrorising walking foreigners (as has been reported on Thaivisa). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I guess they both sat IQ and psychological tests. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jamhar Posted February 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) Guaranteed to take a bite out of crime On a more serious note, this cannot end well in practice. What possible use is this? If i was being attacked by the dog, I'd let the dog bite my arm, the I'd grab the gun. I'll need stiches from the dog bite, but i now have a 9mm. as a previous poster said, I dont know if i should laugh, cry, or whatever Edited February 21, 2013 by jamhar 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I'm waiting for the headline: Police dog gets in fight with Soi dog. Gun goes off killing police dog. Soi dog charged with murder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeanpierre Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 dog guide blind police man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pimay1 Posted February 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2013 I guess they both sat IQ and psychological tests. This is a good follow up story on the one yesterday about raising the I Q of Thais. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Route21 Posted February 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) Poor fella, makes him a target and probably the first to be shot, great plan once again!! Yep, great news. Dog chases unarmed criminal, catches him securely by the wrist. Criminal removes gun with free arm, kills dog and escapes! Good idea, Batman! R21 Edited February 21, 2013 by Route21 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 This will be a detection dog and not a dog for apprehending criminals,labs are not used for biting. It is probably just a joke ,dog with a gun for the photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbamboo Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 This will be a detection dog and not a dog for apprehending criminals,labs are not used for biting. It is probably just a joke ,dog with a gun for the photo. There's no fooling you is there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Buchholz Posted February 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2013 How long before we read of the gun-toting police dog going on some wild shooting spree after a Sangsom-fueled drinking binge with his buddies?? . 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Having a dog packing heat should make it more convincing when a bribe...eer gift is demanded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhizBang Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I guess they both sat IQ and psychological tests. Yeah, and the dog beat the human. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Payboy Posted February 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2013 At least they didn't give him something dangerous, like a whistle. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I never realised that ear-medicine had such serious side-effects ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 At least they didn't give him something dangerous, like a whistle. I wonder if they are going to fit him out with a standard police uniform that is two sizes too small. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noitom Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 How ;long before that gun "disappears?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fareastguy Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Guaranteed to take a bite out of crime On a more serious note, this cannot end well in practice. What possible use is this? If i was being attacked by the dog, I'd let the dog bite my arm, the I'd grab the gun. I'll need stiches from the dog bite, but i now have a 9mm. as a previous poster said, I dont know if i should laugh, cry, or whatever My thought's exactly.. but whats more worrying is they actually think this is good PR !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Route21 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I guess they both sat IQ and psychological tests. Did the dog have to have a "Lab" test to qualify for the gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Songhua Posted February 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2013 If he doesn't need it, he can just paw_n it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Member Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Ooooh alright...I know everyone's thinking it so I'll be the first to say it...I feel safer that the dog has the gun than the police man. Badumpump. and so say all of us ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NongKhaiKid Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Ooooh alright...I know everyone's thinking it so I'll be the first to say it...I feel safer that the dog has the gun than the police man. Badumpump. Hope thisis never a case of a weapon falling into the wrong paws, now would that not be quite a tail, would dog us for long enough. Sorry, time for my medication 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamhar Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 If he doesn't need it, he can just paw_n it. And we have a nominee for the pun of the day! Nicely done! PS, I cringed when i read it. A sure sign of pun quality! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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