Road_Runner Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 A father and son go on a hunting trip. The father sets the son in a wooded area next to a clearing. He instructs him to be very quiet and watch for deer in the open area. The father then sets up about 50 yards to the son's left, also watching the clearing. After about an hour, the father hears a scream from his son. Running over he asks, "What happened! You're supposed to be quiet!" "I was quiet when the snake slithered across my boot. I was quiet when a bear walked past me only 20 yards away." the son said. "But when the two chipmunks ran up my pants legs and said, 'Should we eat them now or store them for the winter?', I lost it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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