Mosha Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator: 'What is your location sir?'Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street ...'Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.Operator: 'Are you there sir?'More heavy breathing and another minute later.Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'This goes on for another few minutes until....Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladbran Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) nice one Edited April 30, 2013 by vladbran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Paddy went to a Car Boot Sale. Reversed in the wrong way,and sold the Engine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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