kimbathewhitelion Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Cheaper than importing a pure- breed Golden Retriever of Labrador from the States. Just wanted to iknow. If f anyone has experience with monkeies & how best to train them. They wreak havoc & piss on whatever they think you hold dear...which is right most of the time. In the end, don't recommend one of these guys unles you have a tested containment setup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimbathewhitelion Posted September 8, 2013 Author Share Posted September 8, 2013 "Or" Labrador...iPad spell correction is crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLock Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Don't get a monkey. They are hard to train, a one-person animal, very strong and aggressive and take a lot of looking after. Get a dog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I had a pet monkey when I was a four year old. Re training it I don't have a clue but I do remember it being aggressive at times. Luckily it didn't attack or bite me but it did bare it's teeth. I think you're asking for trouble, especially of there are youngsters in the house that won't leave it alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourauntbob Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Why would you want one? The only one in my house allowed to throw their poo is me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeThePoster Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Contrary to popular belief, a monkey behaves just fine when you spank it from time to time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRRR Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Ipad has a mind of its own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceSmith Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I see what you mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grimblegrumble Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Do you drink beer at home? If you do be careful to buy extra beer for the monkey. Do you fondle the wife or kiss the wife? Do you scratch your nether regions much? Why? Monkey see, Monkey do. MOnkey drink your beer, fondle your wife and monkey scratch your nether regions too. The wife will kick you out and keep the monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somchai Mao Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 When I first read this I thought it was a joke, especially the bit at the end about the "tested containment setup". When I lived in Pattaya my mate had some kind of a monkey. It was about 18 inches to two feet high. Evil little thing, hated my mate, all his mates, anyone he saw, just pure evil. It would bite, throw things and was just horrible. He ended up giving it valium to make it partially acceptable to visitors. Then it just vanished, I never asked where it went. Why don't you get a dog, they are affectionate, loyal, relatively cheap to keep and loads of fun if you like the outdoors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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