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13 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Walking down the street the other day and saw my mate pulling a leash with a Cabbage on the end.

I asked him "why are you pulling along a leash with a Cabbage on the end?"

He Replied "Oh no, the Bloke who sold it to me said it was a Collie!"

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THE "GROANARAMA" CONTINUES-whether you want it or not!


Why did the teacher send the duck to the principal’s office?
 He was making wisequacks.

 How do baby birds know how to fly?
 They just wing it.

 Why did the bird sit on the fish?
 It was a perch after all.

 What do you get when you cross a duck with a large reptile?
 A snappy quack-odile.

 Who tells the best chicken jokes?

 Why did the duck become a spy?
 He was good at quacking codes.


 Why was the bird arrested?
 He was a robin.

 Why did the rooster cross the road?
 To show he wasn’t a chicken.

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15 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Only Scottie, Rab C, and Mary Doll got that one.

That's cause am own tap a ma game Jimmy!



Translation;  This is because I am on top of my game whoever you are; or;

The reason I was able to understand the subtilty of the rich Scottish dialect expressed in the Meme was due to my higher intellect, understanding and humility.


PS;  Mary Doll helped me tae rite this!

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