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Don't even have to boil the milk?

Why did DEFRA not think of that? Mind you might have to boil the Badgers.

I think, on my next visit to Tha Uthen Thursday Market, where creatures you did not even know existed have been culled from the Lao forests and are on offer to discerning Thai gastronomes I shall do some research into all of this. Out of interest why did someone think virgin badgers had any milk?

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Don't even have to boil the milk?

Why did DEFRA not think of that? Mind you might have to boil the Badgers

although boiling the badger would most likely be the most practical way one suspects the animal rights lot will not be happy bunnies...

Which raised another question, can you milk a rabbit ?

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Don't even have to boil the milk?

Why did DEFRA not think of that? Mind you might have to boil the Badgers

although boiling the badger would most likely be the most practical way one suspects the animal rights lot will not be happy bunnies...

Which raised another question, can you milk a rabbit ?

I don't believe Rabbits are milkable, but maybe a ferret, skunk, etc is possible

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I'm actually starting to feel bad about the badgers. Just imagine, keeping them in big pens and cages like battery hens, and twice a day herding them out to the milking stations where the automatic milking appliances attach themselves and drain the little badgers dry. On the other hand, if the cheese tastes good, who gives a shit?

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I'm actually starting to feel bad about the badgers. Just imagine, keeping them in big pens and cages like battery hens, and twice a day herding them out to the milking stations where the automatic milking appliances attach themselves and drain the little badgers dry. On the other hand, if the cheese tastes good, who gives a shit?

Apparently the Badger Stilton is very good

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Just so long as no one says, "hmmm...tastes like chicken" I'd be quite content with the Badger Stilton. Can you suggest an appropriate wine to bring out all the flavor?

The best Whine is Dave Walsh number 96. Apparently its quite bitter though.

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Just so long as no one says, "hmmm...tastes like chicken" I'd be quite content with the Badger Stilton. Can you suggest an appropriate wine to bring out all the flavor?

The best Whine is Dave Walsh number 96. Apparently its quite bitter though.

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I think you are doing that to torture me.

Trying to google Dave Walsh 96 for the past 10 minutes and nothing comes up.

Another fictitious product.

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Just so long as no one says, "hmmm...tastes like chicken" I'd be quite content with the Badger Stilton. Can you suggest an appropriate wine to bring out all the flavor?

The best Whine is Dave Walsh number 96. Apparently its quite bitter though.

Sent from my GT-I9500 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

I think you are doing that to torture me.

Trying to google Dave Walsh 96 for the past 10 minutes and nothing comes up.

Another fictitious product.

Just look at his Whine in general

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says there is no word for badger in greek so it seems it will be a bit hard to find.

Not that our group member would ever stoop to selling us non existing products.

It think I may have to start a topic reporting this scam.

There is a word for badger in Greek - it's 'asvos' (****Greek language removed****).

That said, I've lived here for about 14 years, and I can't say I've ever come across 'badger cheese'.

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A lot of thoughts sprung in my mind.

Is ferret milk the same as badger milk?

I like ferrets and usually play with them, but never tasted their milk.

Has any of the prominent members tasted ferret milk before?

As I understand it, ferret milk is just so passé now. Tiger milk is where it's at.

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A lot of thoughts sprung in my mind.

Is ferret milk the same as badger milk?

I like ferrets and usually play with them, but never tasted their milk.

Has any of the prominent members tasted ferret milk before?

As I understand it, ferret milk is just so passé now. Tiger milk is where it's at.

Well your'e not bloody well milking me

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A lot of thoughts sprung in my mind.

Is ferret milk the same as badger milk?

I like ferrets and usually play with them, but never tasted their milk.

Has any of the prominent members tasted ferret milk before?

As I understand it, ferret milk is just so passé now. Tiger milk is where it's at.

What has happened to the milk of human kindness

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http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~loxias/harry_potter.htm

says there is no word for badger in greek so it seems it will be a bit hard to find.

Not that our group member would ever stoop to selling us non existing products.

It think I may have to start a topic reporting this scam.

There is a word for badger in Greek - it's 'asvos' (****Greek language removed****).

That said, I've lived here for about 14 years, and I can't say I've ever come across 'badger cheese'.

Don't worry, I have had a conversation a little earlier with a Greek friend, he is looking for producers of Greek Style Badger Cheese.

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A lot of thoughts sprung in my mind.

Is ferret milk the same as badger milk?

I like ferrets and usually play with them, but never tasted their milk.

Has any of the prominent members tasted ferret milk before?

As I understand it, ferret milk is just so passé now. Tiger milk is where it's at.

Well your'e not bloody well milking me

Bum, what can we put on our Frosties now?

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A lot of thoughts sprung in my mind.

Is ferret milk the same as badger milk?

I like ferrets and usually play with them, but never tasted their milk.

Has any of the prominent members tasted ferret milk before?

As I understand it, ferret milk is just so passé now. Tiger milk is where it's at.

What has happened to the milk of human kindness

It was left out in the sun too long and curdled....wait a minute...

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A lot of thoughts sprung in my mind.

Is ferret milk the same as badger milk?

I like ferrets and usually play with them, but never tasted their milk.

Has any of the prominent members tasted ferret milk before?

As I understand it, ferret milk is just so passé now. Tiger milk is where it's at.

My recommendation to the board of directors.

Nisakiman, can be a valued asset to our organization.

While we are involved in milking the badgers, ferrets and gerbils, he can go and find the tigers to milk.

He seems to be very knowledgeable and capable of doing that.

Also recommend that this man will NOT be covered by any insurance, as this will be a waste of company money.

Good Luck, Nisakiman, we are all behind youthumbsup.gif

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A lot of thoughts sprung in my mind.

Is ferret milk the same as badger milk?

I like ferrets and usually play with them, but never tasted their milk.

Has any of the prominent members tasted ferret milk before?

As I understand it, ferret milk is just so passé now. Tiger milk is where it's at.

My recommendation to the board of directors.

Nisakiman, can be a valued asset to our organization.

While we are involved in milking the badgers, ferrets and gerbils, he can go and find the tigers to milk.

He seems to be very knowledgeable and capable of doing that.

Also recommend that this man will NOT be covered by any insurance, as this will be a waste of company money.

Good Luck, Nisakiman, we are all behind youthumbsup.gif

A long way behind you.

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http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~loxias/harry_potter.htm

says there is no word for badger in greek so it seems it will be a bit hard to find.

Not that our group member would ever stoop to selling us non existing products.

It think I may have to start a topic reporting this scam.

There is a word for badger in Greek - it's 'asvos' (****Greek language removed****).

That said, I've lived here for about 14 years, and I can't say I've ever come across 'badger cheese'.

Don't worry, I have had a conversation a little earlier with a Greek friend, he is looking for producers of Greek Style Badger Cheese.

Any luck MrToad?

Also I have to commend you for not using the company iPhone.

Still want it on my desk tomorrow morning.

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Is that made from Greek badgers milk or is it Greek cheese made from badger milk?

A very good question, Gonsalviz.

I will answer that if you answer me the question.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

PS. Can we milk chicken?

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Its actually Badger cheese made from Badger milk, to make anything "Greek" you just start smashing plates after you've eaten.

Welcome Roland, always good to see a well known Rodent posting here.

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Is that made from Greek badgers milk or is it Greek cheese made from badger milk?

A very good question, Gonsalviz.

I will answer that if you answer me the question.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

PS. Can we milk chicken?

No Costas, you choke chicken.

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