Recommendations for new rules on TV Forum.

[Costas2008]

I was seriously thinking of some amendments that should be implemented on TV Forum, ASAP.

For the moment, I would suggest to carry on with the existing system of black dots allocated to each member and placed under his/her avatar and up to the total of 10,000 posts.

Over 10,000 should be a different cup of tea.

10,001 and up to 20, 000 members should be addressed by all posters as “Sir”/ “Madam” followed by their user name.

20,001 and up to 30,000 members should be addressed by all posters as “My Lord / “My Lady” followed by their user name.

30,001 to infinity members should be addressed as “Your Excellency” not followed by their user name.

One exception here, JT’s portrait, (being the leader of the pack) should be distributed and hang on the walls of all Thai visa official buildings and merits offered to his picture at least once a month.

I strongly believe that the TV admin should adhere to my recommendations and publish rule Number #1,354,687 as we didn’t have enough up to now.

[Tywais]

And anyone referencing TGAU or gerbils should have some of those dots removed.

[mrtoad]

And anyone referencing TGAU or gerbils should have some of those dots removed.

Are the two linked?

[Tywais]

And anyone referencing TGAU or gerbils should have some of those dots removed.

Are the two linked?

Searching some of Costas's post, it would appear so. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/759295-i-saw-a-strange-light-in-the-sky-from-my-balcony/?view=findpost&p=8372347

[mrtoad]

I was under the impression that discussion of Gerbils is strictly prohibited on Thai Visa. However, if not then, I am sure that a Gerbil topic would be very popular

[Costas2008]

And anyone referencing TGAU or gerbils should have some of those dots removed.

Are the two linked?

Searching some of Costas's post, it would appear so. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/759295-i-saw-a-strange-light-in-the-sky-from-my-balcony/?view=findpost&p=8372347

My Lord, Tywais Thank you for reminding me of being a bad boy in the past.

Promise you My Lord, I'll be good in the future, please don't allocate me any more of those horrible points I was awarded in the past.

[Crossy]

"JT’s portrait, (being the leader of the pack) should be distributed and hang on the walls of all Thai visa official buildings" - where darts will be thrown at it

[Costas2008]

I was under the impression that discussion of Gerbils is strictly prohibited on Thai Visa. However, if not then, I am sure that a Gerbil topic would be very popular

Sir, mrtoad, no more mentioning of gerbils on TVF, but we can always discuss the wellbeing of ZUMA our beloved Honey Badger.

Is Sir Soutpeel, still treating him well?

[mrtoad]

"JTs portrait, (being the leader of the pack) should be distributed and hang on the walls of all Thai visa official buildings" - where darts will be thrown at it

JT will probably report that post. Lol

[mrtoad]

I was under the impression that discussion of Gerbils is strictly prohibited on Thai Visa. However, if not then, I am sure that a Gerbil topic would be very popular

Sir, mrtoad, no more mentioning of gerbils on TVF, but we can always discuss the wellbeing of ZUMA our beloved Honey Badger.

Is Sir Soutpeel, still treating him well?

I thought Zuma was with you, although I heard a rumour that he bit your nads off?

As for Gerbils, has Dr Will been treating you well?

[Costas2008]

"JT’s portrait, (being the leader of the pack) should be distributed and hang on the walls of all Thai visa official buildings" - where darts will be thrown at it

No, No Sir Crossy.

We all love him, although he is a little unreliable......still haven't got my toaster

[Crazy chef 1]

"JTs portrait, (being the leader of the pack) should be distributed and hang on the walls of all Thai visa official buildings" - where darts will be thrown at it

No, No Sir Crossy.

We all love him, although he is a little unreliable......still haven't got my toaster

didn't you mean "Totster"?

[Costas2008]

"JTs portrait, (being the leader of the pack) should be distributed and hang on the walls of all Thai visa official buildings" - where darts will be thrown at it

No, No Sir Crossy.

We all love him, although he is a little unreliable......still haven't got my toaster

didn't you mean "Totster"?

What is a totster?

I mean the thing you put the bread in and you make it brown, then put lots of butter on it and lots of jam....Yameeeeeee

[Crazy chef 1]

please use the search function...Sir T is one of our honored TV members.

[Soutpeel]

"JTs portrait, (being the leader of the pack) should be distributed and hang on the walls of all Thai visa official buildings" - where darts will be thrown at it

JT will probably report that post. Lol

on the basis that the comment is Anti-Semitic ?....

[mrtoad]

"JTs portrait, (being the leader of the pack) should be distributed and hang on the walls of all Thai visa official buildings" - where darts will be thrown at it

JT will probably report that post. Lol

on the basis that the comment is Anti-Semitic ?....

Better ask UG as well, they are the experts

[Costas2008]

please use the search function...Sir T is one of our honored TV members.

Ahhhhh, you mean that Sir Totster.

Amazing man........never falls down from his bike.

Do you know where His Excellency been?..............don't think he wants to speak to me

[Soutpeel]

I was under the impression that discussion of Gerbils is strictly prohibited on Thai Visa. However, if not then, I am sure that a Gerbil topic would be very popular

Sir, mrtoad, no more mentioning of gerbils on TVF, but we can always discuss the wellbeing of ZUMA our beloved Honey Badger.

Is Sir Soutpeel, still treating him well?

We can discuss Zuma, Costas, but alas if I even mention your name,

Zuma gets rather miffed and starts referring to you in derogatory Shona phrases such as:

Giriki murume i

Giriki i dununu

Ndicha ruma ruoko rake dzimwa

Machende ake araira naka

[mrtoad]

I was under the impression that discussion of Gerbils is strictly prohibited on Thai Visa. However, if not then, I am sure that a Gerbil topic would be very popular

Sir, mrtoad, no more mentioning of gerbils on TVF, but we can always discuss the wellbeing of ZUMA our beloved Honey Badger.

Is Sir Soutpeel, still treating him well?

We can discuss Zuma, Costas, but alas if I even mention your name,

Zuma gets rather miffed and starts referring to you in derogatory Shona phrases such as:

Giriki murume i

Giriki i dununu

Ndicha ruma ruoko rake dzimwa

Machende ake araira naka

So Zuma hasnt learnt Thai yet?

[Costas2008]

I was under the impression that discussion of Gerbils is strictly prohibited on Thai Visa. However, if not then, I am sure that a Gerbil topic would be very popular

Sir, mrtoad, no more mentioning of gerbils on TVF, but we can always discuss the wellbeing of ZUMA our beloved Honey Badger.

Is Sir Soutpeel, still treating him well?

We can discuss Zuma, Costas, but alas if I even mention your name,

Zuma gets rather miffed and starts referring to you in derogatory Shona phrases such as:

Giriki murume i

Giriki i dununu

Ndicha ruma ruoko rake dzimwa

Machende ake araira naka

Giriki murume i = I love Costa

Giriki i dununu = Costas is my hero

Ndicha ruma ruoko rake dzimwa = He always treated me better than you do

Machende ake araira naka = Go and get me some food now, before I eat your balls.

[Crazy chef 1]

please use the search function...Sir T is one of our honored TV members.

Ahhhhh, you mean that Sir Totster.

Amazing man........never falls down from his bike.

Do you know where His Excellency been?..............don't think he wants to speak to me

heard rumors he got ennobled to the Admin heaven(?)...than he certainly can't talk to us common folks...except to give us some wise guidance/ commandments...

[Soutpeel]

I was under the impression that discussion of Gerbils is strictly prohibited on Thai Visa. However, if not then, I am sure that a Gerbil topic would be very popular

Sir, mrtoad, no more mentioning of gerbils on TVF, but we can always discuss the wellbeing of ZUMA our beloved Honey Badger.

Is Sir Soutpeel, still treating him well?

We can discuss Zuma, Costas, but alas if I even mention your name,

Zuma gets rather miffed and starts referring to you in derogatory Shona phrases such as:

Giriki murume i

Giriki i dununu

Ndicha ruma ruoko rake dzimwa

Machende ake araira naka

So Zuma hasnt learnt Thai yet?

not as yet, although he has expressed an interest in joining a local language school, actually its one that is advertised on TV, but he is not sure if they will truly teach him Thai or just arrange a visa for him to stay long term, and as you know, as Zuma is honey badger and under Thai law he is not required to have a visa, so he suspects he would be wasting his money and time.

but funny story..one time a Thai immigration official did inquire as to whether Zuma was on an overstay , and how he supported himself in Thailand, Zuma initially responded that he supported himself via an on-line business teaching Shona to little children, then he got fed up with the conversation and bit the immigration officials testicles off.

Edited October 5, 2014 by Soutpeel

[mrtoad]

I was under the impression that discussion of Gerbils is strictly prohibited on Thai Visa. However, if not then, I am sure that a Gerbil topic would be very popular

Sir, mrtoad, no more mentioning of gerbils on TVF, but we can always discuss the wellbeing of ZUMA our beloved Honey Badger.

Is Sir Soutpeel, still treating him well?

We can discuss Zuma, Costas, but alas if I even mention your name,

Zuma gets rather miffed and starts referring to you in derogatory Shona phrases such as:

Giriki murume i

Giriki i dununu

Ndicha ruma ruoko rake dzimwa

Machende ake araira naka

So Zuma hasnt learnt Thai yet?

not as yet, although he has expressed an interest in joining a local language school, actually its one that is advertised on TV, but he is not sure if they will truly teach him Thai or just arrange a visa for him to stay long term, and as you know, as Zuma is honey badger and under Thai law he is not required to have a visa, so he suspects he would be wasting his money and time.

but funny story..one time a Thai immigration official did inquire as to whether Zuma was on an overstay , and how he supported himself in Thailand, Zuma initially responded that he supported himself via an on-line business teaching Shona to little children, then he got fed up with the conversation and bit the immigration officials testicles off.

Thankfully Zuma isn't one of those dodgy identity stealing digital nomads.

[Soutpeel]

Thankfully Zuma isn't one of those dodgy identity stealing digital nomads.

Yes I agree, don't think Zuma would ever stoop that low to start stealing peoples identities, granted Zimbabweans don't have the best reputation in the world

but even Uncle Bob, the despicable, tyrant, low life scum bag that he is, has even gone that low.

[ATF]

"JT’s portrait, (being the leader of the pack) should be distributed and hang on the walls of all Thai visa official buildings" - where darts will be thrown at it

Yes I'm sure he wouldn't mind lots of small pricks.

[neverdie]

And anyone referencing TGAU or gerbils should have some of those dots removed.

TGAU, TGAU, TGAU.

[neverdie]

No milking. Should be extra penalties for Greek milkers.

[Chairman Of The Board]

I was under the impression that discussion of Gerbils is strictly prohibited on Thai Visa. However, if not then, I am sure that a Gerbil topic would be very popular

Sir, mrtoad, no more mentioning of gerbils on TVF, but we can always discuss the wellbeing of ZUMA our beloved Honey Badger.

Is Sir Soutpeel, still treating him well?

Jacob Zuma is a Honey Badger?

[Soutpeel]

I was under the impression that discussion of Gerbils is strictly prohibited on Thai Visa. However, if not then, I am sure that a Gerbil topic would be very popular

Sir, mrtoad, no more mentioning of gerbils on TVF, but we can always discuss the wellbeing of ZUMA our beloved Honey Badger.

Is Sir Soutpeel, still treating him well?

Jacob Zuma is a Honey Badger?

No Jacob Zuma is the "President" of South Africa, Honey badgers are not allowed to vote or hold political office

Zuma is the honey badger

This is not a difficult concept to grasp, one has 4 legs, large teeth and bites off people testicles and the other gets off rape charges, and steals aid money donated by the British government to build a new gaff for himself...

[mrtoad]