Colonoscopies

[udon]

Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during this exam

were quite humorous. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone

before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all . . .

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

[Nawtilus]

I had this done back home several years ago and was knocked out totally for it, so did not have a chance to chit chat while the doc tunnelled away.

I enquired here in Los for another one and they quoted me 28k for a double whammy, one up the bum and one down the throat.

Maybe we could do it together and get a deal, maybe they could find someones sense of humour up there !!

[PeaceBlondie]

When the nurse came in to give me a barium enema, my response was, "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

[percy2]

Maybe we could do it together and get a deal, maybe they could find someones sense of humour up there !!

How would you choose who went first , there'd be no tossing a coin. It'll be a good clean fight and I'm using a gun.

[SamuiJens]

Jesus, Buddha and Allah, And that was just the beginning, or RATHER THE END ).(

of that hairy-airy

thread!

Thanks!

[PETERTHEEATER]

Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during this exam

were quite humorous. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone

before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all . . .

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

Coleostemy? It's not my bag man.

[donna]

i had to have a ... i dont remember what it was called as i was pretty sick at the time and it DID preceed a colonoscopy ... but whatever it was, they had to 'fill me up' from the wrong end with water.

the poor nurse...

anyway, i just had to say to her 'so...you must LOVE your job then...'

i dont know if she got my sarcasm or not ....

[toptuan]

Had one of those procedures just before coming to Thailand, so it's fresh in the mind. Udon, it's been a long time since I've laughed 'til I cried. You did it.

[udon]

It's all coming out, now! :D