Benmart Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 you have the best weapon at hand in your security guards kit. A whistle.'' Get hold of it( the whistle) and when one of these low life callers starts you put the whistle in to your mouth right next to the phone and give it the best blast you can. The pain the caller feels and the temporary deafness will almost guarantee you won't be bothered by that caller again. This advice is based on advice given many a year back by one of my W.P.C,s to ladies who received heavy breathing phone calls. Simple but effective. I merely hang up when they start chattering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t8769 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) You have to get onto their 'Do not call list'. The only way I managed to do this is to be very weird and very rude. Edited November 19, 2014 by t8769 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sviss Geez Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Perhaps try the 'let's meet up at mega bangna' for a coffee so you can explain more....' And then you of course don't turn up.. They're telemarketers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 What you need is the Acme Thunderer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 them:we have a special offer for you me. That's great i am glad you called I as I have something I would really like you to know about. Them: What is that me: do you use a telephone them: sometimes, me: did you know that telephone headsets contain millions of germs.... them: no what can I do about it............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 I had a call come tbrough today, Philipino saying they were calling from New York. Load of BS. Quiclky got rid of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Once the word "financial services" comes... Great! I'm in dire need of cash. 1 mio dollars... Blabla... Continued talking on my end praising this call from heaven, just was about to kill myself... Can you send the money now? They usually hang up quickly. Another one I read about but didn't try yet is acting as a porn producer and make it like the telemarketer is a porn star making a prank call. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostinisaan Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 you have the best weapon at hand in your security guards kit. A whistle.'' Get hold of it( the whistle) and when one of these low life callers starts you put the whistle in to your mouth right next to the phone and give it the best blast you can. The pain the caller feels and the temporary deafness will almost guarantee you won't be bothered by that caller again. This advice is based on advice given many a year back by one of my W.P.C,s to ladies who received heavy breathing phone calls. Simple but effective. Thanks a lot. You're the "Whistle man.!" I had a nasty guy from a " lifetime degree" university, based somewhere in the States, but you could hear the Imam inviting them to pray, as well. It was just a test, as somebody wanted to go for such a degree. I wish I'd have known the whistle trick before. Thanks, mate/dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine51 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Many years ago when my son was very young...around 5 or so ...every time a telemarketer would call I'd ask them to hold a second or two & I'd get my son. Then I'd tell him Santa Claus was on the phone and hand him the handset. My son is 30 now...haven't had a single call from any telemarketer since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwdrwdrwd Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Register your own premium rate number and only ever give that out except to friends and family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katana Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 This guy had his own unique way of dealing with cold callers: [warning: strong language] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensun Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 How can I give my phone number to these telemarketers? Prepaid cards cost next to nothing and trying various responses to the telemarketers calls sounds like great fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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