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[Mr Jones]

Subject: UCLA Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed

that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending

on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged

and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,

she tends to be more attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest

and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

It is olny a bit of fun Love you Les

[Guest endure]

Subject: UCLA Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed

that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending

on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged

and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,

she tends to be more attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest

and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

It is olny a bit of fun Love you Les

Although I possess the same dangly bits as some of the 'men' who post in here I'm glad that we seem to inhabit parallel universes

[britmaveric]

Joke forum would have been a more appropriate spot I think.

Edited August 24, 2006 by britmaveric

[Mr Jones]

you 2 need to go back to the airport and pick up your sence of humour from left luggage

[sbk]

Well, since you chose to post this in the Ladies forum, why don't we ask the Ladies if its funny?

For my vote: not bad. I've heard better, I've heard worse. Not too offensive but kinda dumb

[jdinasia]

It's ok SBK ...

we can all look forward to him actually arriving in Thailand and having ess time on his hands

[Boo]

I like it. And it's true for many at "that time of the month"

It has been done in the jokes forum before in different variations though. An oldie but a goodie

[tourleadersi]

This is a difficult one here ladies.

We are continually told (some of us do not need to be told) to treat women as equals, to not distinguish between the sexes, to not tip toe around and to let the gender roles balance out. Now for most of us men, acceptance and equality amongst friends if often shown through humour, or mickey taking. If a guy who walks into our circle of friends starts taking the p*** on day one he is heading for trouble. However once he is in, he can take the mick in virtually any area, dead relatives and football clubs excluded.

I have told and heard some cracking jokes about the flaws and weaknesses of men, and lets accept it, there are a lot! One of them is that we often act like an oaf, treading on others toes whilst trying to be nice. I agree that it is odd that he posted it here, but at the same time I have to admit I thought it was pretty funny. I would put a wager on the fact that it was an attempt to make you ladies chuckle and have a smile in an otherwise busy working day.

[kat]

Subject: UCLA Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed

that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending

on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged

and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,

she tends to be more attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest

and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

It is olny a bit of fun Love you Les

hilarious!

[Mr Jones]

[quote name='tourleadersi'

I would put a wager on the fact that it was an attempt to make you ladies chuckle and have a smile in an otherwise busy working day.

Yes.

Also it was sent to me from an ex whos life was crippled by PMS