KenDidd Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Ok chaps, ive got this big cobra behind my house, its about 2m long. its been slithering about for a while now and im sure its nest is behind my house. i want to make a cobra trap and catch it, i also want to find its nest and smash its egg's. If anyone has any ideas on how to trap cobras please help,thanks Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Get a local to do it, quicker and much safer ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenDidd Posted August 29, 2015 Author Share Posted August 29, 2015 Thanks Charlie but id like to catch this one myself, ive only killed small ones before and the thought of killing a 2m whopper then riding around the village on my honda wave waving it around my head and yelping like a rabid dog is quite enchanting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JusMe Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 If you're so intent on killing it, make it a fair fight and go after it with your bare hands. However, far better to catch it alive (or find someone local who can do it for you) and then release it somewhere in the wild. And don't smash the eggs - think of the advantage if someone had smashed yours a long time ago. If you do find them, simply remove them to somewhere forested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RolandRat Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 " riding around the village on my honda wave waving it around my head and yelping like a rabid dog is quite enchanting" How to win friends and influence people huh, they will probably think you have mental health issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenDidd Posted August 29, 2015 Author Share Posted August 29, 2015 Someone did, and as for bare hands, no way, this is a 2m cobra that wouldnt be a fair fight, they have venom and if that bites me im dead. Im going in fully armed, machette, catapuilt and cast net. I live in the jungle, you have to keep yourself protected from the dangers here you know, the eggs must be smashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenDidd Posted August 29, 2015 Author Share Posted August 29, 2015 " riding around the village on my honda wave waving it around my head and yelping like a rabid dog is quite enchanting" How to win friends and influence people huh, they will probably think you have mental health issues. Thats what they do up here, im only trying to fit in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RolandRat Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 (edited) " riding around the village on my honda wave waving it around my head and yelping like a rabid dog is quite enchanting" How to win friends and influence people huh, they will probably think you have mental health issues. Thats what they do up here, im only trying to fit in. "up here" ? and where exactly is "up here" ? your attitude toward the snake is hardly "humane" and you seem to be exaggerating things somewhat. Unless you or members of your family are in immediate danger there is no need to harm the snake. Edited August 29, 2015 by RolandRat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenDidd Posted August 29, 2015 Author Share Posted August 29, 2015 The buggers at the back of my house, i see it regular, what would you do then just let it be? these things are killers, and when the eggs hatch who knows what could happen. Like they say, when in Rome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streboris Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Catapult?! lol Get a mate to video this, it might be worth a few quid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSure Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 " riding around the village on my honda wave waving it around my head and yelping like a rabid dog is quite enchanting" How to win friends and influence people huh, they will probably think you have mental health issues. I already think he has mental health issues. Forget the snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidieunimaitre Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Be warned: they spit poison too! (not joking, from my own experience) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehelmsman Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I say give Rambo a call, last I heard he was in the Chang Mai area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyumiii Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 " riding around the village on my honda wave waving it around my head and yelping like a rabid dog is quite enchanting" How to win friends and influence people huh, they will probably think you have mental health issues. I think he has mental health issues already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyumiii Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 " I live in the jungle, you have to keep yourself protected from the dangers here you know" That "jungle" is the natural habitat for the snakes, not yours. Why not just move to the city where people like you feel safe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Mega troll...and a bad one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green job Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 " I live in the jungle, you have to keep yourself protected from the dangers here you know" That "jungle" is the natural habitat for the snakes, not yours. Why not just move to the city where people like you feel safe? No danger in the Jungle, The Jungle is neutral,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vogie Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 The buggers at the back of my house, i see it regular, what would you do then just let it be? these things are killers, and when the eggs hatch who knows what could happen. Like they say, when in Rome. You have whats known as Crocodile Dundee syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredLee Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 If you want to kill it yourself, then kill it yourself. Figure it out, shouldn't be too difficult. If not, tell a local Thai neighbor. They will kill it and eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malt25 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Me thinks your avatar pretty well sums up you & your attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streboris Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Be warned: they spit poison too! (not joking, from my own experience) Does anyone know if all cobras spit, or is it just certain types?I've seen em on telly, they are very accurate at hitting you in the eyes! Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenDidd Posted August 30, 2015 Author Share Posted August 30, 2015 Thanks for the reply's. My plan for a dusk attack does'nt seem like such a good idea now, ive had a quick poke around in the giant bamboo where i think its hiding out and realised that if i came face to face with the beast in there i may be on to a hiding. The wifes had a word with some of the local lads and they are in there now, ill leave it to them as they look to be having fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streboris Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 So if the markings on the back is an 'o' they bite, but a 'u' they spit... When I see one I'll ask it to turn around... Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I just assume everything is dangerous and spits, until proven otherwise, thats goes for snakes too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenDidd Posted August 30, 2015 Author Share Posted August 30, 2015 The one i see is a dark olive green, its a cobra for sure as it reared up as i rode past on mt bike 2 days ago. It crosses the road at the back of our house at dusk from the bamboo heading into the jungle, must be going hunting. Im quite sure its nest is in the bamboo. Anyone know what kind? Is it a spitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green job Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 The one i see is a dark olive green, its a cobra for sure as it reared up as i rode past on mt bike 2 days ago. It crosses the road at the back of our house at dusk from the bamboo heading into the jungle, must be going hunting. Im quite sure its nest is in the bamboo. Anyone know what kind? Is it a spitter? sounds like a king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 They're fast too !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidieunimaitre Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 So if the markings on the back is an 'o' they bite, but a 'u' they spit... When I see one I'll ask it to turn around... Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk This one did spit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidieunimaitre Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 If the OP wants to parade his cobra in the village (as he said), I have bad news: An ex - cobra does not look any different from any other snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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