neverdie Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I realise this is a Scottish thing, however I am sure there's plenty of funny Thai related experiences or stories on things that go 'bump' in the night. anyway, lay it on us & remember it's a family forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Did you mean hump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 well, the way things are with the missis and me at the moment, it ain't us!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RolandRat Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Usually the damn geckos rattling around the ceiling in the loft space.Thats more of a scratch than a bump though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 ....or the cat climbing up the shelving, oblivious to anything already there, in the vain hope of getting the gecko that's scuttling across the ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 A moose loose aboot the hoose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodcourt49 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights. ..you should know the way by now..careful you don't open the wardrobe door by mistake.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Rolling out of bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1happykamper Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 (edited) "Bumping" is only a Scottish thing? I beg your pardon..But as Englishman I beg to differ... I often bump if in in the mood..and getting out of bed to walk to the toilet at night.. BUMP..I'm big..the room is small. BUMPING is in my genes. Edited April 22, 2016 by 1happykamper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thairay Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 well, the way things are with the missis and me at the moment, it ain't us!! get new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 well, the way things are with the missis and me at the moment, it ain't us!! Women, you can't live with them, you can't live with them, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 cant shoot em either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 Usually the damn geckos rattling around the ceiling in the loft space.Thats more of a scratch than a bump though. No lady rats up there Roland? Keep a Mia noi in the roof or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights. Do u have electricity at you place now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 cant shoot em either. Since when ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 "Bumping" is only a Scottish thing? I beg your pardon..But as Englishman I beg to differ... I often bump if in in the mood..and getting out of bed to walk to the toilet at night.. BUMP..I'm big..the room is small. BUMPING is in my genes. I've done a fair bit of bumping in my day.....even have a Ph.D. In it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 (edited) Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.Do u have electricity at you place now?"...without turning on the bedroom light and waking the Mrs up" Edited April 22, 2016 by sipi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Dropping your teeth into a glass of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dick dasterdly Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights. Which is why its a good idea to keep a clear pathway between the bed and the bathroom door. Works for me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dick dasterdly Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Rats used to have parties in the loft space - they were clearly having a great time. For some reason they've disappeared, probably been decimated by rat snakes? I'm not sure whether its better to have multitudes of rats or rat snakes - but at least the rat snakes are quiet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Trying to open the front door and sneak in at 3am after a visit to the temple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Gas escaping from the nether regions around 4 am on,can cause some unexpected alarm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 25, 2016 Author Share Posted April 25, 2016 Gas escaping from the nether regions around 4 am on,can cause some unexpected alarm. This comment stinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 My bowels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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