webfact Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Young Myanmar man's 'member' mangled in Phuket shrimp farm turbine accidentEakkapop ThongtubYoung Myanmar man's 'member' mangled in Phuket shrimp farm turbine accidentPHUKET: -- A 17-year-old young man from Myanmar was unlucky-but-lucky that his sexual reproductive organ remained in tact after being slashed by the blade of an aeration turbine at a shrimp farm on the north of Phuket today.At 11:30am on Sunday (July 17) Thalang Police recieved a call from Thalang Hospital's Emergency Room to notify them that a 17-year-old Myanmar national had been admitted with a deep gash on his penis.The patient, who was named as "Mr Few" (or "Mr Feel" depending on transilteration variations; in Thai, นายฟิว), was reported to be conscious and responsive albeit in excrutiating pain, bleeding steadily from his groin area when doctor's examined him.Full story: http://www.thephuketnews.com/young-myanmar-man-member-mangled-in-phuket-shrimp-farm-turbine-accident-58294.php-- Phuket News 2016-07-18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taotoo Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Nothing wrong with a deep gash on your penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Unless it's bleeding. Wait up to a week for bleeding stop, and hit it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taotoo Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Unless it's bleeding. Wait up to a week for bleeding stop, and hit it again. Wish I had your patience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Reminds me of my younger days when i got fired from the local supermarket for putting my penis into the meat slicer. Unfortunately, she also got fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotchonrocks Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvr181 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Reminds me of my younger days when i got fired from the local supermarket for putting my penis into the meat slicer. Unfortunately, she also got fired. Hehe...............an old but a good one. Thanks for reviving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvr181 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Poor guy. 17 years old and probably not had much use out of "it" yet. Hope he fully recovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Reminds me of my younger days when i got fired from the local supermarket for putting my penis into the meat slicer. Unfortunately, she also got fired. Sounds like just the thing our real Boycie would do before becoming a used car sales man on "Only Fools & Horses." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khon Kaen Dave Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Ouch! A mangled knob.however,they say he wil be ok,.Ahh what apeniss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khon Kaen Dave Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 No doubt,when he returns to the hospital for follow up treatment.The doctors will re member him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavender19 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Apt name Mr Few .Wiping the sweat from his brow muttering."Phew that was close" I'm not sticking it in there again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 (edited) Poor guy. 17 years old and probably not had much use out of "it" yet. Hope he fully recovers.I just hope it did not put any "kinks" in his future love life. Actually oddities become more rare and interesting than the norm.If the BIB descend on the shrimp farm complete with newsmen and camera's he will be in the running for the "flavor" of the month award. Edited July 18, 2016 by elgordo38 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little mary sunshine Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Lots,of pain meds...PLEASE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonmarleesco Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 'in tact'? Was that why he nearly lost it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ableguy Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 No doubt,when he returns to the hospital for follow up treatment.The doctors will re member him. As long as the doctor does not collect memorabilia, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrens54 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Shhh.... keep it quiet or that bloke (Jenner, or Gender Bender) from the Kardashiuns will be lobbing here to complete his Sex Change Op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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