dgoz Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I always hear and read about how disgusted some westerners are to see a short, fat and bald guy walking around with a cute Thai girl. But how many of us are really short, fat and bald? Please take the poll so we can find out the true stats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark henry Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 What about short, slim and partially bald?! p.s Never been told i'm a "handsome maan", just "ok" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Wheres the webbed feet option ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Rambo Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I think there needs to be more descriptive categories. The closest i can get with those options is tall, thin and with hair. But that's not really that accurate. I'm 6ft with an athletic physique. I'm not sure that i'd call myself particularly tall, or thin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgoz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 For this poll, anyone over 5'7 is tall. Under 99kg is thin. More than 5 strands of hair or a comb-over is considered hair. We don't want to be too hard on the average punter out there. So if you're 5'7, 98 kg and have a decent comb-over there's only one thing to do.......strut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Rambo Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 a comb-over is considered hair. I'm sorry, but that's worse than being bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltdknowledge Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I think there needs to be more descriptive categories. The closest i can get with those options is tall, thin and with hair. But that's not really that accurate. I'm 6ft with an athletic physique. I'm not sure that i'd call myself particularly tall, or thin. Where i live at the moment i have to say i havent seen many westerners with thai partners, but the ones i have have fitted the description, or looked like someone form an 80's German porno. I on the other hand have been described as very good looking and my girlfriend is constatly asked how she found me. I don't mean to sound arrogant but it is very embarrassing walking around markets and been stared at. The funny thing is the comments that are made to my girlfriend is that westerners are usually fat or old. Really then i'm average Joe when you think about it in western terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 What about scales ..? Not big, not many, but scales nether the less ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Rambo Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I don't mean to sound arrogant but it is very embarrassing walking around markets and been stared at. I love it. Different strokes for different folks i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltdknowledge Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I don't mean to sound arrogant but it is very embarrassing walking around markets and been stared at. I love it. Different strokes for different folks i guess. Just saying it like it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 (edited) I'm medium tall, fat and slightly balding, but I have a great personality! Edited November 18, 2006 by Ulysses G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I'm short, fat and have a little hair. And on top of all that, my johnson is so small, they had to circumcise me rectally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 And on top of all that, my johnson is so small, they had to circumcise me rectally. My johnson is even bigger than Buckwheat's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakhar Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I am on the medium-large "big boned" fella kind of guy. 6 ft and around 195. Could I weigh less? Yes! Should I weigh less? Yes... and I am trying too. Since I have been here, around 7 months now (time flies) I have lost 20lbs. I hope I never find them again! It isn't that I don't like Thai food. I just don't seem to get fat off of it. Not to mention, Thais just kind of eat whenever. It is not a ritual as much as it is in America. Am I handsome.... Oh I have had my fare share of beuty queens. But every one of them, I felt lucky to know each and every one of them.... still do to this day. My wife weighed in at a heft 87 lbs when we got married. Most folks of the village tease her about being "carefull" if you know what they mean... Yes, I have all my hair, all the degrees one can obtain in my field, money in the bank, and my wife and I differ by 5 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 And on top of all that, my johnson is so small, they had to circumcise me rectally. My johnson is even bigger than Buckwheat's! That's not saying much!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 And on top of all that, my johnson is so small, they had to circumcise me rectally. My johnson is even bigger than Buckwheat's! That's not saying much!!! That is my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 What about short, slim and partially bald?!p.s Never been told i'm a "handsome maan", just "ok" Well: they tell to absolut everyone "handsome man". So you must really look terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 It's difficult to make a poll with enough options, such as "average height" and average weight. I'm average height for a western man, and am surprised how many Thais in the 18 to 30 category are taller. And I think I'm fat because I'm over 90 kilos (91) and think I should weigh below 80 kilos. I do have a great photo from year 2000, weighing 70 kilos, in a speedo. Not any more. But there was no category for "humongous quantity of hair atop the head." I have triple the hair that my first son has, twice the hair that my second son has. So I would have voted myself "average height, almost fat, and lots of hair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ourmanflint Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I'm definitely what you would call odd looking in a very handsome and suarve kind of way... like an ugly Fred Astaire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 For this poll, anyone over 5'7 is tall.Under 99kg is thin. More than 5 strands of hair or a comb-over is considered hair. We don't want to be too hard on the average punter out there. So if you're 5'7, 98 kg and have a decent comb-over there's only one thing to do.......strut. I'm 5'7" 96Kg have a No2 hair cut but very thin on top, I'm in a spot I'm borderline hey ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 No "average" option? Only either Tall/Short or Thin/Fat options? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I think there needs to be more descriptive categories. The closest i can get with those options is tall, thin and with hair. But that's not really that accurate. I'm 6ft with an athletic physique. I'm not sure that i'd call myself particularly tall, or thin. I happened to come across this very similar looking individual as yourself, however, his name is John J. Rambo. The thing is, according to wikipedia, he's only a dwarf-like 5 ft. 9 in. tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tropo Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 (edited) *deleted* Edited November 18, 2006 by tropo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NovaBlue05 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 What about short, slim and partially bald?! p.s Never been told i'm a "handsome maan", just "ok" Well: they tell to absolut everyone "handsome man". So you must really look terrible Just need to flash a few more baht Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Rambo Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I happened to come across this very similar looking individual as yourself, however, his name is John J. Rambo. The thing is, according to wikipedia, he's only a dwarf-like 5 ft. 9 in. tall. What does wikipedia know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry57 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 im bald as a bowling ball, but not fat and short. ive got a tanned scone and im not bad for my age. im happy with my apperance. cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farang007 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 the mistake made by westerners is judging a thai women by wesstern standards. by western standards, the short fat bald guys are with knockouts. by thai standards, they are dragging around Oprah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk47 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 6' tall. 15 stone (14lbs to a stone for the americans). Hair??? My brain grew so big it pushed all my hair out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 For this poll, anyone over 5'7 is tall.Under 99kg is thin. More than 5 strands of hair or a comb-over is considered hair. We don't want to be too hard on the average punter out there. So if you're 5'7, 98 kg and have a decent comb-over there's only one thing to do.......strut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Can't wait for Daleyboy's response... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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