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Trump was NOT a successful President for even five seconds. He is a grifter, a convicted felon, a narcissist, a serial adulterer, a psychopath and a convicted rapist, but he was definitely not successful for the US. As a matter of fact, most Presidential historians rate his presidency as the WORST IN US history.

LOSER I WON I WON I WON I WON! I won I won I won! I won I won I won I won! This race is far from done. . I WON I WON I WON I WON! I’ll tweet it like a scream And if I tweet it very loud I’ll wake from this bad dream. . Sniffle. . Remember, folks, not long ago? My rallies proud and large? The swarm of fans who risked their lives So I could stay in charge? . They cheered me like a deity No masks to block their cries They clapped and roared and loved me As I superspread my lies. . The fake news said I would not win — They’re always, always wrong — The only way that I could lose Was if the count went wrong. . And when the early tally came I really did quite well! But then the votes for Joe rolled in — As fraudulent as hell. . I bellowed: We must stop the count! The count’s a giant scam! I’m still the chosen president I AM I AM I AM. . But still the count kept going And it did not go my way In Michigan, Wisconsin Even down in red G-A. . The libs praised Stacey Abrams And her leftist voter pack No way I’d be defeated By some women?! And they’re Black?!! . Sniff. . To prove that I’m the winner And the leader of this land I headed to my golf course With my putter in my hand. . I rode there in my motorcade Fans cheered me on my path I wore my all-white MAGA hat I tried to hide my wrath. . And when the networks called it — When they said Joe Biden’s name — I felt a chilling, red-hot rage But kept on with my game. . Folks partied in the streets, I heard, Some broke into a dance They cheered for Joe in Germany The church bells rang in France. . Libs cried “The emp’r has no clothes!” Some sang, “The witch is dead!” But I? I golfed on bravely And I covered up my dread. . They honked their silly, lib’rl horns But here’s what made me gag — The sight of all those Democrats Who waved our country’s flag. . Now Rudy and my lawyers Figure out what we should do There’s really just one answer — It’s to sue and sue and sue. . Concession is for losers And for those who don’t mind pain For victims, wimps and Democrats And guys like John McCain. . Sniff. Don’t get me started on Arizona. . Some say I’m throwing tantrums That I’m just a bratty boy A kid who’s starved for mommy’s love So won’t give up his toy. . Some say I’m Putin’s puppet In some giant Russian plot To undermine democracy I tell you I AM NOT! . But strongmen are my biggest fans — Like Obrador and Xi — They won’t acknowledge Biden yet — Their bets are still on me. . We manly men love macho guys And women love us too! And what could be more manly Than a good old-fashioned coup? . Chortles. . I think back on the past four years By God it’s been a trip I tore this land to shreds so fast Like flimsy paper — rip! . I never was a leader But I surely was The Boss I turned your fears to hatred Fed my ego with your loss. . And still I seed your minds with fear I plant the rot of doubt And if I tweet lies loud enough I’ll never get kicked out. . The GOP still backs my play They know I hold the ace: They cross me and I’ll tweet it — I’ll divorce them from my base. . Yet Sleepy Joe and Kamala Now act like king and queen They’re even taking credit For my miracle vaccine! . I WON I WON I WON I DID! You know what else is swell? Inauguration Day is booked At my D.C. hotel. . And if things go against me Well, of course, I just might flee Or maybe I can get a job As host on “Jeopardy?” [email protected]