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  1. LOSER I WON I WON I WON I WON! I won I won I won! I won I won I won I won! This race is far from done. . I WON I WON I WON I WON! I’ll tweet it like a scream And if I tweet it very loud I’ll wake from this bad dream. . Sniffle. . Remember, folks, not long ago? My rallies proud and large? The swarm of fans who risked their lives So I could stay in charge? . They cheered me like a deity No masks to block their cries They clapped and roared and loved me As I superspread my lies. . The fake news said I would not win — They’re always, always wrong — The only way that I could lose Was if the count went wrong. . And when the early tally came I really did quite well! But then the votes for Joe rolled in — As fraudulent as hell. . I bellowed: We must stop the count! The count’s a giant scam! I’m still the chosen president I AM I AM I AM. . But still the count kept going And it did not go my way In Michigan, Wisconsin Even down in red G-A. . The libs praised Stacey Abrams And her leftist voter pack No way I’d be defeated By some women?! And they’re Black?!! . Sniff. . To prove that I’m the winner And the leader of this land I headed to my golf course With my putter in my hand. . I rode there in my motorcade Fans cheered me on my path I wore my all-white MAGA hat I tried to hide my wrath. . And when the networks called it — When they said Joe Biden’s name — I felt a chilling, red-hot rage But kept on with my game. . Folks partied in the streets, I heard, Some broke into a dance They cheered for Joe in Germany The church bells rang in France. . Libs cried “The emp’r has no clothes!” Some sang, “The witch is dead!” But I? I golfed on bravely And I covered up my dread. . They honked their silly, lib’rl horns But here’s what made me gag — The sight of all those Democrats Who waved our country’s flag. . Now Rudy and my lawyers Figure out what we should do There’s really just one answer — It’s to sue and sue and sue. . Concession is for losers And for those who don’t mind pain For victims, wimps and Democrats And guys like John McCain. . Sniff. Don’t get me started on Arizona. . Some say I’m throwing tantrums That I’m just a bratty boy A kid who’s starved for mommy’s love So won’t give up his toy. . Some say I’m Putin’s puppet In some giant Russian plot To undermine democracy I tell you I AM NOT! . But strongmen are my biggest fans — Like Obrador and Xi — They won’t acknowledge Biden yet — Their bets are still on me. . We manly men love macho guys And women love us too! And what could be more manly Than a good old-fashioned coup? . Chortles. . I think back on the past four years By God it’s been a trip I tore this land to shreds so fast Like flimsy paper — rip! . I never was a leader But I surely was The Boss I turned your fears to hatred Fed my ego with your loss. . And still I seed your minds with fear I plant the rot of doubt And if I tweet lies loud enough I’ll never get kicked out. . The GOP still backs my play They know I hold the ace: They cross me and I’ll tweet it — I’ll divorce them from my base. . Yet Sleepy Joe and Kamala Now act like king and queen They’re even taking credit For my miracle vaccine! . I WON I WON I WON I DID! You know what else is swell? Inauguration Day is booked At my D.C. hotel. . And if things go against me Well, of course, I just might flee Or maybe I can get a job As host on “Jeopardy?” [email protected]
  2. Mr. Anutin Charnvirakul graduated from Hofstra University, United States with Bachelor Degree in Industrial Engineering
  3. I did some research, and it said that you will get better protection if you wait 12 weeks between doses of AZ. A study published earlier this year in The Lancet found that a single dose of AstraZeneca is 76 per cent effective in the first 90 days. Receiving a second dose 12 weeks or more after the first can kick this protection up to around 81 per cent. But this efficacy dropped to around 55 per cent if the second jab was given less than six weeks after the first, the study found. Source: https://www.abc.net.au/news/health/2021-07-05/astrazeneca-vaccine-timing-doses/100259926
  4. That is an excellent idea. Hope that a few million other foreigners living here do the same thing
  5. I paraphrased what she said, which was "why don't farangs write a petition to the US embassy about not receiving the promised doses of Pfizer?". Can you assist me in answering that question, assuming that it is of greater importance than my wife's grammatical abilities?
  6. Fair dinkum. I paraphrased what she said, which was closer to "why doesn't someone complain to the US reps in Thailand about foreigners not getting any of the vaccines they sent?"....
  7. Last night, just before I completed watching the 322nd sheep jump over the fence, my Thai wife tapped me on the shoulder and asked me a question about this forum. "If the US government has earmarked a certain percentage of the 1.5 million doses of the Pfizer vaccine, why hasn't anyone started a petition to get the benefactors to pressure the recipients to come clean on their commitment to sharing the vaccine with the foreign residents of Thailand?" I had no answer. Do any of you?
  8. Last night, just before I completed watching the 322nd sheep jump over the fence, my Thai wife tapped me on the shoulder and asked me a question about this forum. "If the US government has earmarked a certain percentage of the 1.5 million doses of the Pfizer vaccine, why hasn't anyone started a petition to get the benefactors to pressure the recipients to come clean on their commitment to sharing the vaccine with the foreign residents of Thailand?" I had no answer. Do any of you?
  9. As I have been unable to uncover ANY scientific research regarding the effects of mixing the Sinovac and Astra Zeneca vaccines, I am extremely hesitant to reduce myself to absolute guinea pig levels. As much as I want to receive a vaccination, I cannot assume that this is a safe combination, and also note Sinovac's poor reputation with regard to fighting off the Delta variant of the Covid virus. Initially, I thought "any vaccine is better than no vaccine", but now I am not so sure. All things being equal, I think it best to mask up, social distance, wash hands, etc and wait for a vaccine that has been tested to be both safe and effective.
  10. https://visaguide.world/news/vaccine-checker-proof-of-immunity-for-travel/
  11. After my grand niece began sleeping with us, I protested, but didn't 'get my way'. Instead of getting angry, I built a small cottage about five minutes away, and go there a couple of times a week to enjoy the peace and quiet. Not the cheapest solution, but definitely an effective one! I've attached a pic taken when we were nearing completion...
  12. My brother in law has two university graduates living at home with him and his wife - one is a fully qualified & licensed pharmacist, the other has a degree in Commerce and Economics. Both unemployed due to Covid, both playing games until 4am every night, and both getting to live this lifestyle without a peep from their 'pay-rents'. They aren't expected to lift a finger to help with anything at home, a fact that drives me insane, as they often come to our nearby house to check out what's interesting in our fridge or to cook gourmet meals for themselves at late and most fashionable times. My objections seem to fall on deaf ears for reasons too complicated for me to understand. I own an empty commercial building nearby and asked the unemployed pharmacist if he'd like to use it to set up a small business, - he looked at me like i was crazy. I even tried working out a funding arrangement on his behalf, but still no dice. If my brother in law and his wife are "normal' Thai parents, situations like this don't augur well for the future of the kIngdom. Rather than training their kids to accept responsibility, they seem to prefer to accept it all themselves. It's clear that they didn't anticipate an outcome like this, but here we are....
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