A mother is called to her teen-aged daughter’s school, and the teacher tells her, I’m sorry to have to tell you, I caught your daughter eating candy in the bathroom.”
The mom says, “I’m a little surprised, my daughter really watches her weight, she won’t eat half of the stuff I cook, says it's too fattening, but if she WERE eating sweets, why is that a reason to call me down to school just to tell me about it?”
The teacher looks embarrassed and clears her throat and calls, “send her in!”
A pretty brunette comes in, looking flustered
and the mom says, “that’s not my daughter.”
The teacher says [ahem], “that’s Candy”…