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Zyxel

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  1. At a Catholic parochial school, Sister Mary asked the girls in her classroom what they wanted to be when they grew up. Lisa raised her hand and said “I want to be a prostitute!” Sister Mary fainted and fell to the floor. She was revived a few minutes later. “Lisa! Will you repeat what you said?”, asked Sister Mary. “I said I want to be a prostitute!”, said Lisa. “Oh, that’s a relief. I thought you said a Protestant.”
  2. What’s the difference between a steel belted radial and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear, the other a great year.
  3. Do Not Resuscitate (DNR)
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