Zyxel

Where to find this glove? Asking for a friend.

It was a hell of a week, so I decided to treat myself to a full body massage and booked an appointment at the local spa.. To my dismay, a huge burly man came into the room and announced he was my masseuse. He was really rough in a deep tissue way and it was painful. Laying on my back, I felt something weird. I asked him if it was normal to get an erection during massage. He told me that it was perfectly normal. I said, “Well then, do you mind getting it out of my face!”

Sam was walking over fields when he saw the vicar with his arm down a rabbit hole. "Ey oop vicar what are doing" said Sam. "Rabbiting Sam "said the Vicar," Do you want a go"? Sam had a go but caught nothing. The vicar had another go and caught a huge rabbit. What's thy secret" said Sam. The vicar replied " Rub your hand between the wife's legs and the smell will attract the rabbits" Sam went home and saw his wife was bent over the oven so he shoved his hand between her legs. She gave a shudder and then said "Oohhhh good morning Vicar"