The housekeeper finally asked the woman of the house for a raise, to which she replied,
“Helen, why do you think you deserve a raise?”
“There are 3 strong reasons, ma’am.”
“First, I iron clothes much better than you.”
“Who told you that nonsense?”
“Your Husband,”
Second; I cook much better than you.”
“Who told you that lie?’
“Again, your Husband.”
Third, I ‘m much better in bed than you.”
“I suppose my husband told you that also?”
“No, the gardener told me that.”
‘How about a 10% raise and Sunday’s off?”
