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Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS... In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS... Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR . Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR. Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.) Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife And Daughter Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks ******************************************************************************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half ********************************************************************************************** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors *********************************************************************************************** And the winner is... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead