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Hey Gazza Is you avatar from thailand? a real pic?

I like number 4 on the list I may have to try that!!!! I'm terrible

Smells like Irish Spring

The Thai are really into this Star readings?? I saw my wife had some things about horoscopes on her computer Is that the same or Did I see something different. She had some friends come over and they looked at it for quite some time.

little worried Dave?

She makes him wash her @$$

DEET definately works against mosquitos i don't think against bed bugs Just think cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast I wish you guys luck

From Florida Also

i got a 20% also Yikes I think that is too high for me don't have any gay thoughts at this time so that's good maybe i should put on some white socks and sandals

awww rooboy don't be mad

I was born in Udorn Thani and I wish to someday live in Thailand for sixmonths out of the year when i retire and then live sixmonths in the US My children when i do have some are going to raised in the US So I want them to see the beauty of Thailand for themselves. It has touched me even though I've grown up in the US.

Isn't this what some expats wanted? To live an easy life in Thailand? The thing is why go to a country that you are not even a citizen I am not also and just rant and rave about the country which just boils down is being your host.

I just don't get it.

Didn't Expats come to Thailand to live and enjoy what you have in the country, I live in the US I hear complaints all the time also and about little things, One day You will have passed on Is this the Legacy that you want to remembered for?

Don't think u get one with that attitude

I seen it once When my Wife and My Mom and Dad were at office to get marriage documents translated. A blonde haired man and a Thai Woman, He stuck his head in and said to me don't get married you'll have a headache the rest of your life. She then Hit Him on the shoulder and he stopped talking he sounded british

No reason for him to do it anyway maybe he got what he deserved.

You are right Mr. Vietnam

I seen a tire come off a bus truck and car all at the same time I decided to hide in my uncle's truck in the bed until all the rubber ceased to move down the road

what you saw was probably a modification of some type was it a performance bike or just a regular one?

Has this happend to you Rooboy?

True and then the Thai Woman will take another shower afterwards

There are no foreigners working in the Thai movie industry. Never have been, never will be. No Thai would ever run the risk of a Caucasian getting credit for having accomplished something worthwhile. It would only prove that Thais couldn't do it themselves. Stay in LA. You have no chance whatsoever here.

Why do you tell him this "Legend Of Suriyothai" was thai and farang made movie

Was it not? I have the DVD US version and they have documentery on it I saw some farangs working with the director.

Ya and probably will get a 1,000 dollars a day for driving

WHITE SOCKS!!!! .... AND SANDALS???

Are you German in vacation in Spain??

ANYWAY YOU'RE GAY!!!

Give me the tel. number of your GF, I'll take care of her

Make her proud Duke!!!!

Yes of course But your gonna get that anywhere whatever country you live in. But this is how the Thai people are no getting around it or changing it

He is safer in Iraq

Also (most from personal experiences):

Cannot tell them that it's ok to pick up the phone while it's actually ringing. They don't have to time it so that they pick the phone up in between rings.

Can't stop them ordering an ice-cream cone with a meal at a fast food chain. Because when the meal is finished the ice-cream will have nearly melted away.

Can't tell them that breakfast meals should NOT consist of chillies.

Can't tell them that they can swallow 'it' because it contains vitamins.

Can't tell them that it's a waste of time fighting to get onto a bus to get a seat because we'll only be getting off at the next stop.

Can't tell them that walking in the shade of overhead telephone cables does no good whatsoever.

Can't tell them to take an umbrella with them during the rainy season when it's almost gauranteed to rain everyday.

Can't tell them that keeping batteries in a fridge discharges them.

Can't tell them that they don't have to throw the signal from the remote to the TV. The signal will find it's own way there.

Can't tell them that if the car doesn't start it's not necessary to twiddle with the rear view mirror or re-adjust the seat position. They have no effect on the starting of any vehicle.

Can't tell them that if mosquitoes are flying around on the inside of a screen door, it means that they want to get out of the house. So, just open the door and let them fly out. Wafting them with a towel will only cause them to fly back into the house's interior.

Can't tell them that it's preferable seeing a Thai picking out food from their teeth than it is to see them sticking a finger up their nose. So cover your nose when you're having a good dig.

Can't tell them not to scrape away the teflon from a frying pan as doing so causes food to stick it.

Can't tell them that just because I'm a farang, it doesn't mean that I'm rich. There are plenty of Thais wealthier than me and can gain access to National Parks much cheaper.

Can't tell them how ridiculous it is to put a few cold uneaten french fries into a doggie bag to take back home.

Can't tell them that it would be nice for someone to tell me when somebody is coming to stay in my house for the next 3 years.

Can't tell them that there is no humour to be found in seeing fatalities at accident scenes.

Can't tell them that if they're not happy with something then complain. Saying 'Mai Pen Rai' to everything is not going to improve anything.

Can't tell them that by wearing dark coloured clothes they will feel hotter in sunshine compared to wearing brighter coloured clothes that will reflect heat.

Can't tell them that if I was Prime Minister of Thailand, just how much better off they would be.

Gazza

Holy Cow Is this a list or is this a list!!!! I bet they ain't moaning when there thai GF is sitting on their lap. Or kissing them being affectionate to them and not to another guy. You Only live once. Enjoy it while you can

Do you tell your TGF about all these guys hitting on you??

Yes, I would support western miltary intervention in Burma aswell as North Korea and Zimbabwe.

You think the US is done?? Afghanistan and Iraq are just the beginning Sorry forgot to add the phillipines also.