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Go back to the PTT station explaining the situation and leave your contact details. Odds are 50/1 Rebecca will rock up there today looking for her purse.
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8 minutes ago, G Rex said:excellent reply - and a tactful reality check!
A tactful observation of a tactful observation.
But unfortunately a gentle slap on the wrist rarely awakens one to reality as much as a sledgehammer to the back of the neck.
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You just offended 98.7% of the forum members by suggesting 50 years is OLD.
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Even Winston Smith never had this sort of sheet to deal with.
I suggest you throw your party at the Chestnut Tree Cafe, a place where The Party does not allow its members to have feelings such as love or camaraderie for one another, but Victory Gin is plentiful.
Apologies to Eric Blair.
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My strategy to avoid covid is to make the shape of a cross using my two index fingers and utter the words "be gone thee
satancovid!"It worked for the 15th century Jesuits to scare away the devils, goblins and witches so I fail to see why it won't work for me.
It was proven science then and apparently remains so.
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9 hours ago, JoeW said:
On a diesel?
it would appear there are very few eruldite contributors to this thread that comprehend the meaning of urine extraction.
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I married a mosquito killing device that also doubles as a washing machine. Only downside is the running costs are extremely high.
At night try having a faint night-light in the room and have a small rubbish bin with a black plastic bag liner. The Mozzies will be attracted to the darkness and settle there. In the morning zap the bag with spray and they're gonners. This even works outside at night.
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Try opening in safe mode and restore to a previous backup point to unwind the upgrade, and then turn off auto update.
Mind you, the chances of there being a valid restoration point available is akin to winning the Thai lottery. I did it successfully recently and had a hard on for a week!
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1 hour ago, PJPom said:
Oil is a minor cost compared with overall running costs and note from previous poster regarding spark plugs, you don't have any in a Diesel engine
That's funny - as a teenager working part time at a gas station my boss (Clem, may he rest in peace in that great workshop in the sky) told me with an extremely straight face that "they haven't yet invented an engine that I can't squeeze another quart of oil into or charge for a new set of spark plugs".
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19 minutes ago, Bangkok Barry said:
Just another example of Thailand, Land of Dinosaurs. Which is exactly how they promote tourism in some parts of the country, such as Issan. In my area there are signs over 100 kms from a 'dinosaur' park where, apparently, there is a footprint that may or may not be from a dinosaur.
Is that the one that's signposted as "Real Dinosaur Footprint".
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Google tells me your vee-hicle requires 0-20W diesel synthetic. Go to Big C or any large retail outlet and find the CHEAPEST no name brand 0-20W synthetic diesel oil you can.
99% chance it came from the same hole in the ground as the most expensive one you can find with the same additives but a brand name label.
And if it didn't, it will still be fine anyway.
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6 minutes ago, tonray said:Use whatever the manufacturer recommends
...and remember to change the spark plugs every 30K or so.
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Where I come from Pledge is a furniture polish.
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I think they're only counting people incarcerated in a covid detention
camphospital.Actually, only those who have contributed to the social security scheme are eligible to claim the Thai unemployment benefit. And when they do they will only get 50% of their average pay. So filling in the paperwork and having to report monthly for less than the price of a SB coffee is hardly worth it.
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1 hour ago, jacko45k said:Just behave yourself and you will never need to witness it, except in TV dramas.
Call me old fashioned or call me conservative, but if there is one thing that needs preserving in our ever progressive society, I humbly suggest that it be the justice system.
In fact, to preserve the core of any society, the law should and must only be changed at the pace of a snail. If this conservatism extends to mode of dress as an exhibition of tradition and ethical roots, then so be it.
I'd rather be sentenced for a crime by an elderly chap in traditional robes and a wig, than a 31 year old millennial wearing a T-shirt and jeans. Somehow I believe the wigged chappie may have given my case some deeper consideration and applied traditional thinking before making a rash progressive decision that jean wearing millennials in positions of authority are prone to do.
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The 12 "state fashion/customs" edicts issued in the early 1940's designed to modernize the then Siam specifically note in Mandate 10 what appropriate Thai dress should be:
"Thai people should not appear at public gatherings, in public places, or in city limits without being appropriately dressed. Inappropriate dress includes wearing only underpants, wearing no shirt, or wearing a wraparound cloth
Uniforms, as position and opportunity permits;
Polite international-style attire;
Polite traditional attire"
The government even published the attached poster (which I trust the moderators will regard as being of appropriate historical significance) to encourage the appropriate dress style. Inappropriate dress on the left, appropriate dress on the right. Ever wonder why Thais don't carry things on their heads or have a fetish about uniforms - government mandate.
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Many posters seem hell-bent on following "the rules" and disregard the golden rule of self preservation. I do what it takes to stay alive and will break all and any rules or accepted practices to do so.
And I'm not just talking about road rules.
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41 minutes ago, ozimoron said:
The term "manhunt" has been in common use all my life. Has something changed?
Yeah, but in this crazy politically correct world the SJW's now deem it appropriate to use the socially constructed word "personhunt". At least until such time as the person in question is hunted down and confirmed what gender they identify as, and formally made you aware of their pronouns.
Just ask the Prime Ministeress of Canada, (Mrs Justin Trudeau) or the Prime Minister of New Zealand (Reich Marshal Jacinda Ardern) about pronouns.
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So the eleven year relationship went pear shaped and she wants a refund. She probably knows my ex.
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Any news article that manages to use the words nabbed, nefarious, and the ultimate hidden and oh-so subtle little gem of a double entendre, "Now in custody the police are expanding their inquiry into his affairs" deserves an award of some sort.
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He's considering buying and talking the price down. Classic horse trader tactics.
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If a six-year old kid doesn't understand it or the language used is not suitable for that age group, it ain't a Christmas Movie.
Probably the best Christmas movie ever made was Debbie does Santa.
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Congrats to the two Thai chaps on their success.
However being the cynic that I am, I'd like to know if they are actually fluent English speakers or just digested a dictionary.
A Thai friend of my wife could write you a novel in English with good grammar etc. Ask her to speak it and she can't string five words together, and the accent.....oh my word!
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5 minutes ago, worgeordie said:It annoys me when they decide to indicate when they are 2 or 3 meters from
the turn, when I first arrived here , I soon realized that when a driver flashes
his lights, he's not letting out out , like you used to do in UK , but saying don't
pull out.....
regards Worgeordie
I love the way the flashing headlights are used here instead of the horn to say "don't even think about it".
I'm considering having the horn button converted to trigger my headlights as it just feels much more therapeutic than waggling the indicator stalk - I tend to break them.
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Cobra Anti Venom
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The recommended weapon to deter all snakes is a 7-iron. A 6-iron will work at a pinch.