cuddleypete

A friend asked, "Why did you buy your wife a huge diamond ring for Christmas? I thought she wanted a new car."

"She did," he replied, "But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep?"

Boom Boom!

I agree with you the friend Cheaper in the long run...... you must be joking!!!!! Quicker.......... very much doubt it!!!!

Hi there all will be going back to pattaya soon and want to take my son this time can anyone recommend a good hotel where my son can get round in his wheelchair

pete

Whats the definition of a durex and a coffin?

One's for coming in and One's for going in and there both for putting stiff's in

Things girls should say to men

1 I'm bored, lets shave my pussy

2 Are you sure you have had enough to drink?

3 That fart smells lovely..do another

4 Of course i swallow, i love it

5 No thats ok, you drink beer and watch porn, ill do the washing up

6 Just for a change, stick it in my arse

7 How about you get that girl from work to join us tonight?

8 Marraige..no way!!

Well done JB in Monanco Didn't put a foot wrong.

First all Thai Karaoke bars should be closed

I second that!! OK, motion carried.

I agree with that

Hi there hope all goes good for you and you get visa

pete

why do people keep using a visa agency when you can do it all yourself and much cheaper, and if goes wrong then you only got yourself to blame

People use visa agencies because if you choose a good one in the long run it is a hel_l of a lot cheaper ,, at £600 a throw to cock it up with a silly mistake and then to start getting refusal stamps , also you might have legal jargon that needs translation thai / english ie divorce papers etc also hopefully it provides a quicker route to be together

All i can say that when i did my wife's settelment visa i was told that the embassey DO NOT like people using AGENCIES this is when you could go in to the embassey some 5 years ago (and i remember that i saw a lot of agent touts getting thrown out off embassey) And i was told they look more favorable when you do it yourself, I myself felt great when i did it myself with my wife and the help of the scouser and this forum of course, And regarding translation of paperwork thai / english ie divorce papers etc there is plenty off good place's you can use as many people have posted on this forum,which will save you money.

Pete Som &ben

Good on your wife give him hel_l, and good she do Schengen visa herself,

are you going to name agency who cocked it up??? so other people dont make the same mistake off using them

Hope you get it sorted out and you get to uk soon

all the best pete

You say your english is no good but you write english good

why do people keep using a visa agency when you can do it all yourself and much cheaper, and if goes wrong then you only got yourself to blame

As 7 by 7 says best if you ring the airline and check with them before you buy a ticket different airlines have different rules, and i would expect they will require a letter from her doctor.

It looks like you will have to apply for FLR as soon as possible, you do not have to wait until her current visa has expired,

You can do the Schengen visa yourself very easy you need to go to

20th Floor, One Pacific Place

140 Sukhumvit Road,

between soi 4 and soi 6

The Embassy is located next to the Landmark Hotel

Skytrain Station: Nana

Tel:+66-(0)2-263 72 00

Tel Visa Section:+66-(0)2-263 72 11

Hi there your thai girlfriend will have to apply in thailand as she is coming to the uk on a vist visa

I've to hide from my wife to post in this forum. When she's around, I just pretend to watch porn.

Why pretend to watch porn Just watch it

i wish i could get the seilent treetment sometime's

Hi there as boo says we need to know what eco reason or reason's are for not granting visa, before giving good advice

Best i not piss in that bush then

ok thanks

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous

You will remain a member in the gourp line until you bcome a mod. admin, get banned, honorary or the worst RIP.

After you get to 500 psots you can change the one that says senior member now to what ever you want (within the rules) as the link above tells you about.

i see you can become a PLATINUM MEMBER by paying a fee what things do you get when paid fee???

also not to forget the ' other forums ' availble when you hit 500

What other forums do you mean??