Crazy Dave

hey. they dont call me crazy dave for nothing you know, well actually they dont call me dave or crazy at all, i suppose if i got my name changed by deed poll to dave they might,

actually i did slow down to take the picture

well i have to admit that this delightful meal was in my freezer, but as you can see in the pic its now in my microwave

but tomorrow i shall take some pics of my beer laden fridge

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Yes, delightful indeed! What is that gunk?!

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it is either chilli con carne or spaghetti bolognaise sauce, unfortunetely the way i cook them they taste the same, i also made the mistake that when i bulk cooked the chilli i had kidney beans left over, so i put them in the bolognaise, so to tell you the truth after eating it i have actually no idea which it was, thats a true sign of a good chef

actually b4 anyone else complains about speeding, i want you to copy and paste the following sentence.and swear its true

"I have never in my whole life driven over a posted speed limit"

actually if you look at the road there are only 3 cars on it, this was a straight rd once over the brow of the hill for about 10km in the middle of nowhere, yep no turn offs or houses or villages, i reckon it was quite safe.

actually siamsam, why do feel that you should impose your morals on other people?are your morals the correct ones and everybody else is wrong?

or is it that your not able to drive a car at high speed and be able to be in control of it, everybody has differant skill levels at everything, infact my mother should not be allowed behind the wheel of a car, but she passed her test and endangers people everyday, are you like my aged mother?

siamsam, would you ask for a thread to be closed if someone stated they drunk 12 bottles of beer per day? thats a lot more life threatening than the occasional person speeding...

ermmm, wot are the speed limits on the autoban in germany?

every country has road accidents...

now thailand is great for road racing, the police at worst will fine you like 100baht.

ever since i passed my driving test all those years ago i have never been able to stick to speed limits, they are all way too low, actually in the 2 pics underneath i had earlier overtaken 2 police cars while i was doing like 190km, as they were only doing 70km and i came upto them just round a bend i had no chance to slow down and pretend to be driving at a sensible speed so i didnt bother slowing down.

anyway the first pic is of the new merc i was racing with, he drove quite dangerously but wouldnt go over 160km, maybe thats as fast as they go ?

note the red plates, so do you lot road race?

as i over took him

well i have to admit that this delightful meal was in my freezer, but as you can see in the pic its now in my microwave

but tomorrow i shall take some pics of my beer laden fridge

good advice fox

i have lost count of the number of friends, thai and farang, who have been kicked off there motor bike and had their gold necklaces snatched, most have had to be treated as outpatients for a couple of weeks for the wounds they sustained, one guy for over a month, dont wear gold here.....

I remember when this thread was done on other forums, at least the posters there included pics of there fridges... captain sensible is the guy i believe who initially started the wots in your fridge phenomena,

just goes to show that thais are willing to kill farangs for a couple of thousand baht, will you be next???

I imagine we'll see this doofus in the Thailand News section soon.... 

He must be hurting if the twenty cents means that much. 

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Hurting?

Tell you what buddy. Come to Pattaya and me and you can have a little contest. I'll go first. I'll drop a 100 baht bill in the sewer. You go next, drop a 100 baht bill in the sewer. We keep going until the first one stops. To make it interesting, the loser has to eat feces. The species of the winner's choice.

You know what? I'd rather do this than reward some loser 10 baht for being an A-hole.

From one Canadian to another. Watch who you're calling a doofus buddy. Those are fighting words. I'm not a violent guy, but I don't take kindly to insults. You're a coward to insult a guy under the veil of the internet.

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Doofus

Doofus

Doofus

Keep repeating it , you obviously have no idea how Thai people think.

Your principles apply to you , the Taxi driver provided you with a service , you didn't like the service , you walked away.

Here's a little game for you , walk away from a cab without paying each time the ride isn't to your satisfaction.

You will end up beaten.

How do your principles feel now ?

This was meant as advice , from someone with nearly 20 years of seeing idiots take a beating because the Thai standards etiquette/principles didn't match up to the Farang's home town.

btw I am a violent guy

Sleep well.

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well it seems that the older posters are allowed to resort to threats and abuse, ie chonabot, are we all allowed to abuse the canadians and threaten them dr pongy?

chonabot if u r willing to accept being stitched up by some thai guy each time u use a service ,good for you, but most ppl would not accept it, whether it be 1 baht or 1 million baht, the money is irrelevant, its the being robbed thats relevant, as for you being here 20 years, i doubt that very much due to your lack of understanding of the thai mentality..

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Doofus number 2

1.I never said I had lived here 20 years , but I have been visiting , staying on and off for that period of time

(Most of it in Pattaya until 10 years ago , from then on mainly Ban Nok )

2.Where have I threatened Doofus number 1?

3.Doofus number 2 insinuated threats to an moderator.

4. In Canada , except the French bit , Doofus is a term of endearment.

5. If we meet ever , I will.........

buy you a beer , you

Doofus

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from wot i understand this is quite an extreme insult, ie fighting talk, hmmm let me google it..

doofus.

I imagine we'll see this doofus in the Thailand News section soon.... 

He must be hurting if the twenty cents means that much. 

cv

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Hurting?

Tell you what buddy. Come to Pattaya and me and you can have a little contest. I'll go first. I'll drop a 100 baht bill in the sewer. You go next, drop a 100 baht bill in the sewer. We keep going until the first one stops. To make it interesting, the loser has to eat feces. The species of the winner's choice.

You know what? I'd rather do this than reward some loser 10 baht for being an A-hole.

From one Canadian to another. Watch who you're calling a doofus buddy. Those are fighting words. I'm not a violent guy, but I don't take kindly to insults. You're a coward to insult a guy under the veil of the internet.

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Doofus

Doofus

Doofus

Keep repeating it , you obviously have no idea how Thai people think.

Your principles apply to you , the Taxi driver provided you with a service , you didn't like the service , you walked away.

Here's a little game for you , walk away from a cab without paying each time the ride isn't to your satisfaction.

You will end up beaten.

How do your principles feel now ?

This was meant as advice , from someone with nearly 20 years of seeing idiots take a beating because the Thai standards etiquette/principles didn't match up to the Farang's home town.

btw I am a violent guy

Sleep well.

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well it seems that the older posters are allowed to resort to threats and abuse, ie chonabot, are we all allowed to abuse the canadians and threaten them dr pongy?

chonabot if u r willing to accept being stitched up by some thai guy each time u use a service ,good for you, but most ppl would not accept it, whether it be 1 baht or 1 million baht, the money is irrelevant, its the being robbed thats relevant, as for you being here 20 years, i doubt that very much due to your lack of understanding of the thai mentality..

My guy will jump up if he's walking next to me and land a quick peck on my cheek and then run off... it's more romantic, cute, and funny than personal.

"Steven"

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how awfull, it must be quite horryfying for the locals to witness such an obscene act

7 partners for a company..

You could do it for 300k baht for sure, even cheaper I would imagine.

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and tuky, u could have had a shower for 600baht, but u chose a 20,000baht enclosure to go round it, aint seen a 300,000baht kitchen yet, well apart from ones we have pulled out to dump...

kitchen cupboards, 12,000baht per meter lengh, upper and lower cupboards, then more for appliances,

bathroom, toilets start from 2000 baht to 60,000baht, sinks from 300baht to 30,000baht, baths from 2000baht to jacuzzies at 100,000baht plus. anyway do you know how long a piece of string is?

Not up front or in your face, so I dare say complaints may have come from beer bars or gogos.

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i really dont believe either farangs or thais would bother going down to soi 8 to make a complaint, if a thai was going to complain they would phone the normal police, the normal police have a foriegn crime suppression unit, i really cant see a farang even thinking about complaining down soi 8 let alone at the tourist police station.its a bit like complaining about a gogo bar that has shows, i mean thats what most of us are looking for, and we spend our time complaining that not enough do shows...

next time im in chonburi i shall stop in the labour dept and ask about this.

i remember when father ginovanni, not sure of spelling, was arrested in a gogo bar and locked up for the nite cos the gals said he was the big boss, the real boss of the gogo bar was also arrested but he used to joke with the gals that the priest was the big boss, ie nearer to god, the gals never understood that italians guy sense of humour.

next day it was all sorted, but the priest is the guy in charge of the camillion center in rayong, the center for kids with AIDS, he had only gone down there to give a lecture on aids, hmm working without a work permit...

Pattaya’s Immigration Department has received many complaints concerning foreign woman who appear to be selling themselves illegally on Walking Street.

now who would complain? Thais wouldnt bother, farangs wouldnt bother, so where did all these complaints come from?

seatramp.

i used to have a russian galfriend, and she was sexy, she used to front a export company here, ###### she was lovely, that blond hair sure made a change..

It's not so bad being senile; you get to meet many more people.

thanks george, but you have to admit that each sentence of that report evokes questions,

Each individual had been arrested before and their profile had been recorded.

The farang volunteers can not arrest people AFAIK. I might do a news clip on it, sounds like people like this kind of news.

but it seems quite obvious that they can set ppl up. its worth sticking it in the news even if it is only pattaya

ok, so the volunteer tourist police only set them up, the real immigration police arrested them.