Fatherfluffybottom

I thought the world was ending last night with all the rain we had here

#Phuket

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She is Brown Bread

Poor Lad, wonder what his (ex) GF is thinking now....

"After the sun sets in the evening, for our guests there's nothing to do. So we've provided them some activities suitable for the silent environment, including meditation, candlelit dinners and discussions - for example on green issues,"

Id say the guests were thrilled with them ideas to keep them entertained, nothing like a good debate on 'green issues' while your on holidays.

Anybody for a warm beer?

Battery and candle sales are through the roof id say

how sweet of them to hold hands, they are getting ready for bangkok hilton's intimacy

Hehehehe

That looks like a walk in the park compared to what we get in Phuket

Thai Whiskey = Poison

that's in response to yet another poster bemoaning life in Thailand yet chooses to live here.

Here Here, well said, some people on these forums would make you depressed with their negative posts

Hello!

I have had some documents sent from Australia to Phuket, the documents were sent this morning from Sydney.

Problem: The sender has put my old address on the envelope, and registered the postage.

Is there anyway i can track/intercept the card?

I presume because its registered postage, i would have to be there to receive and sign the documents?

Thanks!

Cant beat a bit of Dog Kebab

Now what are they going to do with them? I wouldn't be surprised if they vast majority of them are put-down in the end anyway.

Maybe thats a good thing

Tragic

"Suaimhneas síoraí de anam" To my fellow Irish man

Well the bigger problem is the age difference. The woman in her forties dating a man 65 is bound to turn into trouble. Mostly because an Asian woman in her forties looks like she is 65. The man then decides hay there are 20 year old bar girls that will date me for a year or two, I think I will up grade. The 40 year old is pissed, she looses face with her friends and she lost her meal ticket.

So one night the 65 year old man doesn't come home promptly. The 40 ish Thai woman is pacing the floor getting angrier and angrier, next she grabs a knife hops on the motorcycle the farang bought and goes looking for him at his favorite bar, or maybe every bar. She finds him drinking with a friendly and very affectionate 20 year old Thai and the old one makes a scene. The farang pays his bill and leaves the bar with the old Thai broad chasing him and yelling at him. When they get far enough down the road the man stops and says, "listen you worn out old has been, we are not married and I'm getting a younger girl.". The old Thai lady looses it and stabs him.

So just be prepared in advance knowing your character and the character of Thai women. I don't care if she is a bar girl or a regular girl, a Thai woman is going to react way differently than a Western woman. If you're prone to partaking of the available young flesh don't give any Thai woman the impression she is your woman and you are her man.

Sounds like an extract from a book "Dont XXXX with me" !!

Paradise

#May cause Death

My gf had an Asian guy masturbate in front of her at Kata beach a couple years ago.

She should take it as a compliment, she must be very beautiful :-) !!

Haha the mans a legend..Taking Danger wanking to a new level!

If anyone finds them please let me know, they make great wallets and belts

Not forget shoes!!

Sorry, I am strictly against the use of unpaid crocodile labour for the making of wallets and belts - crocodiles should have the same rights and benefits as any other employees.....

Ah sure,,no harm having a few crocs out free, put an interesting balance on the eco system

NO WAY....

It was bad enough the last time there was a mass invasion of these creatures, lets NOT have a repeat of this EVER again....

I was joking,,,bu what happened the last time?

Ah sure,,no harm having a few crocs out free, put an interesting balance on the eco system

RIP very sad news

if you cant beat them join them!!!

Im selling turbans 150 baht, any takers?

I can't believe some people would waste their time on this thread commenting on how others are wasting their money on seeing Noel Gallagher and calling him a talentless this and that. I could never imagine jumping onto a thread about Lady Gaga and sharing my contempt for her with a bunch of people who are paying to go and see her perform. Anyhow,,.

Come on, you can't accuse Noel Gallagher of summing up chav culture and then mention the Stone Roses in postive terms (I love the Roses by the way). Ian Brown? The guy screams chav!

And HandsVilder, am I to presume that you're posting at 3.49am as you've been up all night writing your novel, or playing backgammon down the British club? Of course you have mate.

Well said mate.