IvanLaw

I went to the pictures tomorrow

I took a front seat at the back

A lady gave me a banana

I ate it & gave her it back

Anon

I go now as I went before

B4IP I8

Hallo

I found this on the Internet. I can't make it work. Can you?

"Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have

remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a

cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at

home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold

your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at

your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on

their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your

keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,

and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you

can unlock the doors (or the trunk)."

No will not work, regardless of telephone brand.

Entirely different frequency required.

Regards

2006 SL55AMG in USA, 2005 SLK200 in Bangkok, 2004 S280 in Bangkok keys in ?

Last wednesday a very very lucky girl has got hitched with the Donz.

She loves it so much I will be comming to Thailand for a really big wedding (again)

I accept all your congratulations in advanced.

If your lucky photo's might come soon.

Congratulations to you both &

My condolences to the bride

(Only joking, wish you both all the best)

Regards

Hi

Any one know where can i find smart car on sale, im not in BKK so i need to have inet link or direct contact details

Thanx for help

If you refer to the Daimler – Chrysler Smart try

WWW. Smart.com

Not sure if actualy for sale in Thailand

Hope this helps

Regards

Hello There,

Except for the smoking rooms are there any bars/resto's/lounges airside where one could lightup.

I know it's unhealthy so please no comments on that issue. I'm too old to start changing my lifestyle !

Thanks beforehand for any usefull information.

Regards

onzestan

Onzestan

Sorry I cannot help you

BUT

I can gloat, stopped after 40 + years

Bl**dy hard going

Assured first 10 years without is the worst

Regards

Thailand should come to grips with the fact the greatest thing they have is the world's greatest whores. That, indeed, is an achievement. And one that the we all should enjoy

Jo Mama

Are you by chance Thai?

If so I do not think your Mama would be pleased

With you writing about her on a public forum

Mr W Mitty still around,

Surprised that not now “Fish food” if story true.

PS

Good luck with the novel

doctor first , folk medicine second.

Must agree

First get professional examination and follow advice

May be damaged / trapped nerve

Or ill-fitting shoes

From your initial post

My Two Big Toes On Both Feet Are Numb

(Have you really two big toes on each foot??)

Regards

Notice how every pub has a bell hanging somewhere?

Ever ring it?

What do you think ?

ps: those bells are all over Europe as well; never saw them in Samui though.

LaoPo

The bells in europe are there to warn customers that on the first ring that they must order there last drinks, generally 15 minutes later the bell is rang again to tell the people in the pub that no more drinks will be served and they must drink up and get out!

Don't know which country you're talking about but IF one does ring the bell it means you invite ALL people in the bar for a drink...at your cost.

LaoPo

UK `Last orders gentleman please`

Sorry Lao Po but have to agree with other poster

20 + years in the “Pub Trade” in England

Bell behind bar was to remind customers :Last Orders & Time

In the words of my Dad

Time Gents Please, Had your money now I want your space

Regards

i just texted her: i am same same good farang

she texts back: i no believe. no same same bad farang

i text back: give me a chance to show you i am same same good farang

she says: ok but dont mad me if i think you same same bad farang

i text back: thank you i will show you i am same same good farang

i will let you know how it goes.

do you guys really not get it? she has a great rack.

Did you say you teach?

The above smacks of middle school mentality.

Maybe Teach

BUT

Will he learn??

despite the fact that i teach at a prestigous english school, a thai girl i have been courting keeps saying that she thinks i am same same bad farang because i have a tattoo of a the georgia bulldog on my shoulder. i told her that i am not same same bad farang, and that i am same same good farang. I told her that i got the tattoo because i went to the universitry and loved rooting for my favorite team. i told her that not all farangs with tattoos are same same bad farang. She tells me, she thinks tattoos are bad, and that anyone who has one is same same bad farang. She says that she likes everything about me except for the tattoo. This is pretty absurd logic, but she is a great girl who I respect so i really want to get to her like me.

have you ever been in a situation where a thai girl said you were same same bad farang. how did you convince her you were same same good farang?

thanks.

I hope you are not attampting to teach English

Maybe the “same same” refers to Tutorage of English compared to bar patron

I am Dyslexic!!

Regards

To quote a phrase:

There is little difference between Men & Women

Three Cheers for the Little Difference

Regards

so I guess there are exceptions.

You have that to a Tea !! ( Money)

I guess he would have been better investing in a pair of spectacles

It would seem he has made a Spectacle of himself already.

Silly man, Not the way to extend holiday methinks

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Excellent

Regards

You will get between 30 and 40 kilometers per liter of 91 octane petrol. You could spend more feeding a large bird.

Large Thai Bird:

1,000 Bt + per Night

+ food about 50 Bt up

(So I am Told)

Sorry PB

Could not resist

One of the main characters in an Icelandic epic.

Bernard Matthews?

Brilliant & Topical

Little said

Gratification for one

Information non existent

Information none

Entertainment none[/size]

Stick to the priest and nun jokes Ivan

Great Reply & you have increased your "Post" count considerably,

Hope you have also resolved your personal conflicts?

Regards

PS

Leave the sticky priest/nun alone

Curses removed by appointment,

Rates Reasonable

Phone for appointment.

Seriously, curses only work if you let them

Move on, Forget

Long topic,

Lot written,

Little said.

Gratification for few

Information Minor.

Entertainment?, Questionable

Look & Learn

Origin will remain a mystery, as my parents, are alas both deceased

(That makes me an orphan)

Who cares, Jews, or any "minority"?

What's important is that people from any background learn to live/work together in an understanding and productive way.

I'm disgusted by walls, physical or otherwise, anywhere!

I am intrigued, Placing your disgust to one side,

How do you support your house/ synagogue roof??

Excellent

Regards

PS

Just a thought

What happens if you are Buddhist?

Censorship not “recent” in Thailand,

Try and find a copy of the film The King & I

Whether you accept or not

Their country, their belief.

Are you talking about the 1956 film, "The King and I" starring Yul Brynner and Deborah Kerr? {I think you could find that if you looked.} Or the 1999 film, "Anna and the King" starring Chow Yun Fat and Jodie Foster? In either case you might be talking about a ban or prohibition rather than censorship? They're different. This thread is about censorship of films on display. And I can't comment on the censorship of "The Last Emperor", as it was released twenty (20) years ago.

I was writing about the film The King & I

Thai Authorities censured the viewing of said film as if was thought to be disrespectful to the King and subsequently band.

Surly if banned that is a form of Censorship?

Still banned in Thailand according to my Wife , (also checked with Thai brother in law)

Regards

Every government is. Thais are not the most sensitive in SE Asia.

It sounds faschistic simply because we have a different set of taboos.

Apparently very recent taboos, btw?

Censorship not “recent” in Thailand,

Try and find a copy of the film The King & I

Whether you accept or not

Their country, their belief.