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IvanLaw

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  1. GF's interview is monday to come and get married in the uk.

    Fingers crossed.....thinking positive thinking positive

    When she gets it i will go to thailand and bring her back to the uk.

    we will get married july.

    What are my next steps to her being able to stay and live with me in the uk.

    What do i apply for?

    does she need to go back to thailand?

    (Everyone fingers crossed for me her interview is 11.00 monday 28th)

    Just to wish you both “Good Luck” for the Visa Interview

    & all the best for the future. :D

    My Girlfriend will be undergoing the Interrogation in April, :D

    Hopefully we will be Married just before and she will return to UK with me.

    IF ALL GOES TO PLAN!! :o

  2. Holy Soap

    Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step

    into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

    Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering

    to dress.

    He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back to the showers.

    He is halfway down the hall, when he sees three nuns heading his way.

    Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's

    a statue.

    The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.

    The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he

    drops a bar of soap.

    "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".

    To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough

    he drops the second bar of soap.

    Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and

    three times,

    but nothing happens. So she give several more tugs, then yells!

    "Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"

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