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Theme from “Count Down”,
As I Burn
(Sorry British TV Program, You have to be Angrit)
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ifwedidnotleavegapsyouwouldgetusedtoiteventually
O BUM,
Wish I wasn’t Dyslexic.
I have tried for 5 years to learn Thai, Think I will just have to stick with “THAIGRIT”.
At least the Girlfriends family can almost understand me.
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GF's interview is monday to come and get married in the uk.
Fingers crossed.....thinking positive thinking positive
When she gets it i will go to thailand and bring her back to the uk.
we will get married july.
What are my next steps to her being able to stay and live with me in the uk.
What do i apply for?
does she need to go back to thailand?
(Everyone fingers crossed for me her interview is 11.00 monday 28th)
Just to wish you both “Good Luck” for the Visa Interview
& all the best for the future.
My Girlfriend will be undergoing the Interrogation in April,
Hopefully we will be Married just before and she will return to UK with me.
IF ALL GOES TO PLAN!!
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A short girl, not a dwarf, once told me she was short because her mother did not stretch her when she was born!
My mum must have stretched me very well then.
My Mum always said she picked me up with one hand from my cot,.
Now I know how she lifted me up
and with what
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Holy Soap
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step
into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering
to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back to the showers.
He is halfway down the hall, when he sees three nuns heading his way.
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's
a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he
drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough
he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
three times,
but nothing happens. So she give several more tugs, then yells!
"Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"
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Funny facts
9. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
Guess what my new diet is?!
Beans and no Space
or will you stand left of cave??
Thai Tv Live On Internet!
in IT and Computers
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Thanks for the linc.
Works in Boston UK
Now back to Thai TV![:o](//forum.thaivisa.com/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png)