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currently performing in soi 6 ladyboy bars

feminazism again... I couldn't care less...

and be sure they will be talking with "vocal fry" voices which makes me cringe

He's starting to look like Terry Wogan !

Am i the only one noticing this ? :)

21 hours ago, SkyNets said:

Think it's means don't bring your bar girl with you.

don't bring your "short" time bar girl with you :)

and a new version of "Uncle Tom's Cabin" with a leading white guy ? that doesn't make any sense either....

I like to fart ... will this be prosecuted too ?

3 hours ago, TaaSaparot said:

Can also buy plants at the Tuesday/Friday Soi Buakhao market.

I have been there but they don't seem to understand, even though I used two translation apps. They offer other plants but not mint ...

For several days I've been trying to find a place in Pattaya where

you can buy fresh (pepper)mint leaves to put in lemon juice or in a mojito

I tried BIG C, central festival, Tops (they show it online but will not be in stock again due to poor quality as I was told)... I tried the Buokhaw market but they shook their heads as "i don't have it", "I don't know what you ask". And yes I used translating apps and showed pics...

If anyone can put me out of my misery here, thank you ;)

Lst year there were rumors that there was a possibility of a black

guy (idris Elba) playing Bond. Ok then, the next movie version of "Uncle Tom's Cabin" should have a caucasian guy in the lead.

That wouldn't work either.

"RISKS" ? hahahahahaha

Music died in 1980

Ultravox released 'VIenna".......synth keyboard

phil 'no voice' collins with "in the air tonight" ...techno drumpad

no more need for a musical arrangement in pop music

no more need for genuine catchy melodies

HERE you find REAL pop music !

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkPRb9mRrRBThz9Eo8ljqoA

increase anti smoking laws

increase tax on sugar, cigarettes and alcohol

increase visa restrictions

increase farang scams in general

more and more people say 'bye bye Los' ... Thailand's loss.

johnny carson and bob hope are unfortunately no longer with us but they were the quintessential Oscar hosts...

bring Billy Crystal back !!!

i can show you a pic of the mother in law

The shock of seeing 'that' is a 101% certainty to stay awake !

On zaterdag 18 augustus 2018 at 7:24 PM, The manic said:

You want the Kinaree all in blowout with food, companionship and girls. Google it.

I've seen their prices :) come on,  man :)

LET'S FACE IT.... it wasn't five nor even one chick !

It was the Tandoori chicken that finally caught up with him.

Oh dilli dilli and a thousand apologies :P

2 hours ago, gjoo888 said:

This guy goes to the doctor, and tells the doctor "I can't get that song Green, Green Grass of Home out of my head." To which the doctor says, "Sound like you have Tom Jones Syndrome." The patient then asks, "Tom Jones Syndrome? Never heard of it, is it common?" "It's not unusual," replied the doctor. 

 

Sorry, couldn't resist. 

GOOD ONE !!! :) :) :)

My Thai wife can always smoke me while I touch her little breasts and can see her butt in the mirror?

On zaterdag 11 augustus 2018 at 12:35 PM, Get Real said:

Thought ,I´ve heard it all! Coming to stay in Thailand, and then seek advice on how to negotiate to a lower electric bill? Amazing Thailand seem to attract a couple of amazing people too.

5.000/month, then complaining about electric bill  ☺️

Cheap Charlie strikes again ??

19 hours ago, burningup said:

yes jomtien does have successful pool parties

Really ? I go to Jomtien for about 12 years and I never saw a pool party there. There used to be "Planet Earth Beach Club" but that closed a few years ao

19 hours ago, burningup said:

 

 

Fleming, Cubby and Harry will be turning in their grave !

A black Bond ... better kill the franchise NOW

What's next ? A female Sherlock Holmes ? An Asian Batman ?

4 hours ago, ChiangMaiLightning2143 said:

 

 "It has become more difficult to enjoy a fag on Thai beaches"

 Not in Dongtan beach so I've been told ?

I'm a guy who stays in LOS for three consecutive months and come prepared. Although there is always the chance of getting caught, I take the risk of bringing (which I deep freeze once I'm in my apartment). Except for (expensive cheeses) you can find almost anything in LOS but not:

beef stew (belgian recipe with beer)

cheese: old, emmenthaler, brie, parmesan

sandwich spread: chicken curry, bone ham in mayo, filet americain

chicory (vegetable)

belgian pralines (chocolate with cream filling)

1. replace craig by clive owen.

2. throw away all sythns and use a full orchestra in the soundtrack.

3. let's have a REAL bombastic bondSONG again.

4. set bond back in the sixties, cold war.

5. put some humor and one-liners in the script.

6. stop cloning jason bourne, indeed bond is a killer but not a killing machine.

7. remind the producers that 007 is a gentleman spy.

8. stop to show a dark and tormented 007.

THIS IS WHAT I MEANT BY A REAL BOND SONG (recorded in belgium...of all places) ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZw0aKI3xHk

It's all caused by cigarette butts !