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A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."

Who said Australia does not have good boxers

10 hours ago, goldenbrwn1 said:

I purposely left the aboriginal point out. Just so people like yourself could fulfill your your posting quota.  Shame us In the British Isles  didn't see the Romans, Vikings, Normans ect ect , blah blah blah.  There is a lot more people in the world nowadays, times have most certainly changed since good old Captain Cook landed. 

The first known landing in Australia by Europeans was by Dutch navigator Willem Janszoon in 1606

maybe you got up late ?

So I guess this survey was done just a few miles out of Bangkok

try to do the same survey around the world

Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?A. Virgin Mobile.

Visit the barber

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town and blow a few bucks.

Three men all die on Christmas Day and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who should go to hell, but because it's Christmas, he'll let them into heaven if they have something representing the holiday with them. One of the guys has a Christmas ornament, and gets let in. Another guy has pine needles on his shirt, and gets let in. The third guy pulls out a pair of panties. "How do those represent Christmas?" asks Peter. "These are Carol's."

Well give me some time just came back from the doctor

The thing is mine has been steady for many years but within a couple of

days it changed

So I had my blood pressure monitor for a number of years because of my high blood pressure

I checked every few days or so and it always has been near enough the figure the

doctor told me ( it went up to 150 or even more some times ) I take pills to keep it under

control for years never had any problems today I went to see my doctor for some

ointment for skin infection I have for a year now, yes no problem  got a few repeats

to carry on to fight my skin infection so the doctor never checked my blood pressure

well I wasn't worried because I do that at home every few days so while watching TV

(which was boring) I decided to check my blood pressure and wow I could not believe

what I have seen first I thought it was a mistake so I tested again a few times and

the reading was still the same between 110/85 and the lowest about 96/76 I guess

I have not changed my diet or drinking habits how can it drop so sudden shall I stop

taking my tablets for a few days? Anybody else had that problem before ?

1 hour ago, Wilsonandson said:

Good job Donald Trump wasn't there. We all know he likes to grab'em by the pussy.

Well I guess 7/11/16 is the 11th of July 2016 the American way and NL I guess it is

the Netherlands (Holland) apart from that I can't help  

On ‎22‎/‎11‎/‎2016 at 4:50 AM, thehelmsman said:

Thai Visa has become predictable and boring. Could be the new format, could be the forum police. The expats who are comfortable with their life in Thailand don't feel the need to post nor the need to be told by others they are doing everything all wrong.

 

Whatever the reason this forum is going downhill.

Well think it is the new format you open one page and you see dozens of reply's to just one post

you click on it and you get directed to the last post I never get to go to the OP at the first click

to find out what the story is all about but maybe you guys disagree   

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Has TV changed their layout again?  I just can't keep up with it

before today I could click on the top right (more )

and get to go to new topics now if I click on it  I just get

advertise, contact us, your IP address,  golf and so on.

So what is going on? I changed back to the old browser

but it is the same come on, give me a break

44 minutes ago, Peterw42 said:

If I am reading correctly OP would be using a browser for online content and a local player for downloaded content.

Maybe something to do with the browser. Try another browser or disable addons. 

 

 

 

 

Yes I think you are right I am using Chrome because on Microsoft Edge I can't 

use my ad blocker I tried using Internet explorer and I have sound

But I really like to keep chrome  

2 hours ago, n210mp said:

Hello BC

 

Not by any chance using an  HDMI cable to a bigger screen  TV from your PC are you?

 

No I am not

2 hours ago, chrisinth said:

If the troubleshooter doesn't fix it, try the following steps (not sure if this will do anything for you, but my system works fine!)

 

 

 

Don't forget to enable Dolby as well.

Thanks for your information but I tried all that and all my settings 

are correct the trouble shooter can not find anything wrong with the 

sound when I test the sound it is perfect and clear all the movies

I have on the computer play the sound it only disappears when

I go on line( for example clicking  on you tube or any other items)

can't listen to any news reports on Thai Visa either 

16 hours ago, Chicog said:

I'd start by getting your keyboard fixed. The Period key doesn't appear to work.

Secondly, when you say if you download it and play it, you get sound, is that on the same computer? Ah, I see it is.

 

Is the volume turned up on the Youtube controls?


 

Yes all the volume controls are turned up I do not have any problems 

playing the movies I have on the computer just when I watch 

something on the net for example if I click on any clips on TV or 

news reports I get no sound at all it's driving me crazy 

I do have a problem with sound if I watch a news report which 

includes a video I do not get any sound at all even watching 

movies on you tube are silent if I watch a movie which does 

not have sound and download it and play it afterwards the 

sound returns all the movies I have on the comp play sounds

with no problem at all I tried to follow tips from experts on 

the net but what ever I try does not seem to help at all so 

I only have the problem while watching live on the net 

I am running out of ideas what else to do anybody knows

what the problem is ?

7 hours ago, Brer Fox said:

You might well be right worgeordie. It could also be that the trains are more than likely to have some asbestos in them as the New Zealanders found out when they purchased trains from the Chinese.

Yes asbestos is still legal in China but so it is in Thailand the fifth biggest importers of asbestos 

http://worldasbestosreport.org/articles/killing_future/Thailand_experience.php