White Christmas13

4 hours ago, sandgroper2 said:

Totally agree. People without a degree have absolutly no work ethic, dont care a hoot about education. If you dont ave a drgree like me have, yor uselessl.

Can you translate this in to English please

21 hours ago, billd766 said:

I use a free program called IObit Uninstaller (there is a better paid for one as well) which uninstalls almost every program that I want deleted.

 

It also cleans out, deletes and shreds the leftover files if you wish.

 

Here is a link for it.

 

http://www.iobit.com/en/advanceduninstallerpro.php?AFF=40025&__c=1

Thanks for the link I installed it and it cleaned out every thing relating to google chrome

but I still can't install chrome I still have the same problem it just gives me

a blank page with a google picture at the bottom of the page

I had some minor problems with google chrome so I thought to get rid

of it uninstall chrome and install again well it wasn't a good idea to

do this windows 10 will not allow me to uninstall chrome (there is a certain file missing)

So I downloaded chrome again every thing seems to be fine it downloads

and installs chrome but all I get when I click on chrome I get a blank page

with the google logo on the bottom I followed tips and suggestions on the net

how to fix that but nothing works, at the moment I am using IE which is very slow

I could use edge but I can't use my ad blocker so what can I do?

Any ideas ?  

Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"

A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

Excess billing hours

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.

The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

That's a real bargain

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them

Consultation fees

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

4 hours ago, JoePai said:

About time the silly old sod kept it buttoned up  

Are you jealous ?

You won't go to jail

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money." And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.

On ‎29‎/‎11‎/‎2016 at 10:48 AM, Strange said:

 

They look just like the ones we used to find. 

Yeah but you played on a different golf course

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."

A mental hospital

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."

Who said Australia does not have good boxers

10 hours ago, goldenbrwn1 said:

I purposely left the aboriginal point out. Just so people like yourself could fulfill your your posting quota.  Shame us In the British Isles  didn't see the Romans, Vikings, Normans ect ect , blah blah blah.  There is a lot more people in the world nowadays, times have most certainly changed since good old Captain Cook landed. 

The first known landing in Australia by Europeans was by Dutch navigator Willem Janszoon in 1606

maybe you got up late ?

So I guess this survey was done just a few miles out of Bangkok

try to do the same survey around the world

Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?A. Virgin Mobile.

Visit the barber

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town and blow a few bucks.

Three men all die on Christmas Day and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who should go to hell, but because it's Christmas, he'll let them into heaven if they have something representing the holiday with them. One of the guys has a Christmas ornament, and gets let in. Another guy has pine needles on his shirt, and gets let in. The third guy pulls out a pair of panties. "How do those represent Christmas?" asks Peter. "These are Carol's."

Well give me some time just came back from the doctor

The thing is mine has been steady for many years but within a couple of

days it changed

So I had my blood pressure monitor for a number of years because of my high blood pressure

I checked every few days or so and it always has been near enough the figure the

doctor told me ( it went up to 150 or even more some times ) I take pills to keep it under

control for years never had any problems today I went to see my doctor for some

ointment for skin infection I have for a year now, yes no problem  got a few repeats

to carry on to fight my skin infection so the doctor never checked my blood pressure

well I wasn't worried because I do that at home every few days so while watching TV

(which was boring) I decided to check my blood pressure and wow I could not believe

what I have seen first I thought it was a mistake so I tested again a few times and

the reading was still the same between 110/85 and the lowest about 96/76 I guess

I have not changed my diet or drinking habits how can it drop so sudden shall I stop

taking my tablets for a few days? Anybody else had that problem before ?