ProfessorFart

The servants cook.

Low class expats......pah!

Thai Women are just plain Evil!

I once played Beach Cricket with one and she bowled me a Leg Break which came back a mile, beat my bat and took out Leg....

I haven't stopped hating them since...

Orgasm on food!!??

If you really wanted to sound like an Islington Food Critic, you could have chosen a better term Old Chap????

Eh up! You're going to piss off all the "I was ex SAS, US Marine, I'm ex forces here on a secret mission' fantasists here.

Masaman

Ka Na Moo Krorp

Fried rice???

The rest of it is just dull................

Mine's fine. Sounds like an internal error.

Not this buffoon! Its been spamming LPTT as well!

All's quiet at the moment but wait until the Lao Khao kicks in to the peasant lovers of Thaksin!

Was rather amusing seeing his cronies blubbing over the loss of their stolen cash.

Fair do's!

No worries...Brit likes his pie....

The rest of his money remains 'frozen' until all 'issues' against him are settled.

Surat may be difficult. You could try asking some Muslims maybe? I know they eat Lamb (or goat) around Eid.

JD,

It wasn't so much the OP but some of the 'holier than thou' posts that followed.

So unfunny I laughed! Isn't that funny now.....?

But I guess the bottom line is that this isn't really going to bring a multi national corporation to its knees is it?

My word! I've read some <deleted>....

They do if they are reformed alkies Neera.

They get the 'zeal' like reformed smokers and all you hear is blah, blah, blah, blah!!

Fine!

You (whomever - I'm not being personal here) couldn't control your drinking, smoking, coke, heroin whatever...I can!

Leave me be! I'm a good expat and I pay my taxes and my women.....

Yes.

Well thank God I never married your wife old chap!

I'm contented, I like a drink, I dislike preachy fools who try and tell me what to do because I'm 'letting the side down.'

It's worse that you allowed your cock to rule your life.

You should be the ashamed one not I.

You don't have to be Jesus Christ (sorry Lord) to be a non drinker! All that Blasphemy in #40 would make Baphomet blush!

Try going to the bars anyway: just like 'T bag Tommy' as he is known in Soi Buakhao in the Garden Parish of Pattaya. Drinks nowt but Tea but shags like a good 'un....

Well so far only UG has bought anything to the table but should lose the smilies as they are so lame.

Professor JD anything to add?

Sorry, I meant anything 'factual' to add....

I wouldn't say mocking.

It's just the general timbre of non drinkers which gives me the hump!

'OOooh I don't drink because Tee Rak says I have to be in bed by 9pm for Buddha'

and that sort of titwash.

I'm a liberal chap but there is no need to 'High Horse' your preferences online.

The OP posted because he wanted to highlight the fact that he couldn't - in the words of Derek and Clive - 'pull a facking biird' while sober but were he full of what Wodehouse so beautifully called 'The Sauce' his bottom would be;- in the words of the majestic Jasper Carrott - 'Like a bloomin' sewin' machine'.

Advice was given to him to try some of said 'Sauce' and then he could pull the aforementioned 'facking bird' - and in my limited experience of such matters, several moments later his bottom would probably indeed be like a 'bloomin' sewin' machine'

I could be wrong but it all looks like if that weren't writ by a holy bloke then we're all doomed.

Now....

Silence Class...where was I before Thai Visa so interuppted me....

Matthew Verse 16 Chapter 4 children...

'And did them feet....

Then surely it is a case of him being a drinker, which makes him think I'm not a drinker, which makes me want to drink?

I'll add no punctuation to this because my Mentor is online!!!

Maybe not then!!!!

My local Lotus is vast but I seem to find the beans within minutes!

There's some Baked Bean conspiracy afoot at Gaaaaaaarfoooo and I'll get to the bottom of it - if you would kindly excuse the bottom/beans reference.

<deleted>! Good luck next season now we appear to be going awry!!!!

I had you down for a win....

For me you boys are a hard working side but no real class. That was obvious from my stream even though I got to being a <deleted> on the General branch!

Hats off to Fulham mind you and 4th place isn't out of the question yet!!

Donny, I think it may be a while....

'kin 'ell....

I despair of some folks! I do!