faraday

19 hours ago, frantick said:

For a change from daily bland English breakfasts and roast dinners, it's a welcome option.

Doubt you've actually ever eaten any.

Still, much better than the boring McDonald rubbish.

28 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

Beer!   555

And chips...

With salt & vinegar....!

51 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

What do I have to offer that will attract more customers?

Take your shirt off, & stand by the car...

*Laughing emoji*

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

That looks rather better despite the somewhat "non-standard" colour coding.

 

Oh dear... just when we thought we'd found a decent electrician.

What should the colour coding be ?

22 hours ago, Surelynot said:

Beer goggles a few weeks ago......nearly made a "mistake"...........

Yes mate, course you did....

*Laughing emoji*

"The Republic of China: back in the Olympic Games for the first time."

Colemanballs. 

"That's the fastest time ever run, but it's not as fast as the world record."

Colemanballs. 

10 minutes ago, herfiehandbag said:

Not really, if it is like most online teaching it probably consists of 24 children calling plaintively "Teacher, cannot hear" over the "Line" app, and sending stickers of themselves with bunny rabbit ears and puppy dog noses!

Do you think he'd appreciate a thumb & forefinger together sticker?

There are GIFs available like that, apparently...555!

"Trojan" is not a good name for a condom.

4 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Maybe he likes me. 

I wasn't imagining this.

I would look back at him, and then change aisles, and there he would be again, looking at me. Perhaps it annoyed him that I was acknowledging the cat and mouse game. 

Just ask him:

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"

*Laughing emoji*

Ok, the font is easier to read when I look at threads.

However, the notification text is not.

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Michael Caine 

Tom Hardy

Idris Elba 

Christian Bale 

Helen Mirren 

Boris Johnson

42 minutes ago, BobinBKK said:

As I am white westerner, I have had many Thai men next to me at the urinals trying to sneak a peek. I need to learn how to say in Thai "do you like it"? All the Thai women I meet always say "yiy mak".

They always looked stunned when they see I have to to use two hands, to hold my..... won't say it, but you know what I mean.

*Grin emoji* 

80% of statistics are wrong.

Elon Musk

15 minutes ago, Orinoco said:

Nail on the head 

I was treated like a leper, when I got divorced!

Apart from a couple of pics of some people from Israel, I haven't seen anything that proves Phuket:

"should be proud of its role"

If anyone who lives in Phuket can post some proof otherwise, I'd be happy to....no, I can't say it, coz it wouldn't be very nice.555!

*Emojis not fixed emoji*