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    I am stunned at some of the suggestions that you are getting here for a date. Bike ride in the park, boat trips, coffee shop, movie, shopping mall, restaurant........

    Let that be AMP (Another Man's Problem)

    Here is what you should follow.

    Turok's Tips For Going Out With A Thai Girl

    1. There should never ever be plates, cups, forks, spoons, knives, mugs, napkins, candles etc... In front of a Thai girl. She can eat before without you.

    2. No coffee dates. Alcohol is the only liquid going down her throat.

    3. Fresh outdoor air should never enter her lungs. Sunshine hitting her face is out of the question. This leads to...

    4. You meet a Thai girl when it is dark, you take care of business in the dark and you leave her place while it is still dark! No sleepovers.

    5. Cheap short time hotels get a 5 star rating from Turok.

    A romantic place, expensive place or fun place does not determine if you are going to get laid! Being too kind to women is actually a turn off. Be the Bad Guy. It is guaranteed to get you more ass than a toilet seat and with less hassle and less money. Girls love the Bad Guy.

    Stop being the WKOP. (White Knight of Poon)

    Turok, Dinosaur Hunter

    classy guy. i'm sure you date some real classy girls.

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  2. The suspense was killing me so it was with welcome relief that I returned to this site to find that OP decided on the prefect intinery for his date that wasn't a place any responder had suggested and yet - he got laid! What are the odds that any of the readership here could accomplish that? What a success story!

    some of us accomplish it every day of the week ,if your having difficulty getting laid in central bkk you may as well jump off a balcony

    you are beyond any help a forum might offer........

    Hmm...could that be because you have pocket full of money? Wonder what will happen if the pocket has no fund? Would the lady run away?
  3. The suspense was killing me so it was with welcome relief that I returned to this site to find that OP decided on the prefect intinery for his date that wasn't a place any responder had suggested and yet - he got laid! What are the odds that any of the readership here could accomplish that? What a success story!

    some of us accomplish it every day of the week ,if your having difficulty getting laid in central bkk you may as well jump off a balcony

    you are beyond any help a forum might offer........

    Hmm...could that be because you have pocket full of money? Wonder what will happen if the pocket has no fund? Would the lady run away?
  4. Update:

    Thanks for all the suggestions. We went to Terminal 21, to the foodcourt... She was very happy and we had an excellent view by the window side table. Like I said, she is a normal middle class girl. She did not wanted me to pay anything for her. Even when I insisted, she really looked at me angryly, so I just let it be, I guess she don't want people to think of her being a bargirl or something who leeches of the farang. So I understand and did my best not to make her lose face in public. After that we went to have a few drinks at soi 11, at those old skool VolksWagen-transformed-into-mobile-bar kind of spot. I did not tried to get her drunk, no need to, she ordered some very strong drinks for both of us lol. It was fun, we had great laughter. After that we went to my place because it was late already and the BTS closed down and she said she lived so far and going alone in nighttime as a lady is dangerous. So, as the kind gentleman I am, offered her to sleep at my place until the BTS are open and the sun comes up, when she will be safe to travel by herself. I saw her eyes lid up when I said that, did not expected that...

    Well, the rest was history. I did not expected this outcome for this date. I mean to hit ''homerun''. I guess It all depends whether one has a good time or not that makes a Thai girl decide to stay with ya at the first date.

    . You did not tell us how the BJ was and how much you paid her!

    Tell us the truth now! No fudging!

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  5. I would ask her to meet her in the lobby bar of a hotel. Possibly a with some nice restaurants to go after.

    Examples: Four Seasons on Rajadamri. Meet in the Terrace (in the courtyard)

    InterContinental Lobby Bar

    Hyatt Erawan at Bar@494, a popular wine bar (opens at 5pm)

    Sheraton Sukhumvit, at the Living Room (upper floor) with life Jazz after 9pm

    I would ask her to meet her in the lobby bar of a hotel. Possibly a with some nice restaurants to go after.

    Examples: Four Seasons on Rajadamri. Meet in the Terrace (in the courtyard)

    InterContinental Lobby Bar

    Hyatt Erawan at Bar@494, a popular wine bar (opens at 5pm)

    Sheraton Sukhumvit, at the Living Room (upper floor) with life Jazz after 9pm

    You have to be completely nuts to spend that much money for a Thai girl

    on a first date where she only wanted to get laid and paid anyway we find

    out in the conclusion of his date!!

  6. Oh, how us farangs come over here to Thailand and try to change these girls!

    All they care about is a free meal, usually at a Japanese restaurant if you let them choose,

    and the baht you give at the end of the evening!

    Take her to Foodland and then back to your pad!

    Anything more than 1500-2000 baht is way too much!

    Don't go anywhere near an electronics store or she will want a new Galaxsy 5S!

    And finally fall in love as many times as you want to but say goodbye at your hotel

    and not the airport. If you take her to the airport she will expect all the remaining

    baht in your wallet!

    I know you will not take any of this advice and will wind up being another one of her boyfriends

    sending monthly Western Union payments to be your girlfriend.

    "How much money do you have is how much I love you"

    "What is mine is mine and what is yours is mine!"

  7. These smartphones have made people so rude without them even having a clue

    that they are inconveincing other people.

    They stop in elevated doors, take one step off an escalator and stop, and stop to

    text or read a message on the footpath.

    Thais are very bad at this but Singaporeans I find are the worst!

    With their heads down looking at their phones they have not seen the sun, stars, and

    the moon for maybe a month!

    Amazing how a little piece of plastic can control a persons life!

    I'm sure there is a waterproof phone coming soon so people can

    take them into the shower and swimming pool.

  8. Maybe I am missing something on this topic but why does one need a bank

    account in Thailand on a 30 day visa?!

    If funds are required by wire one can wire the money to the bank and pick the

    money up in person with no account. Go to Kasikorn web page and there is all

    the info.

    Just stopped at Kasikorn Bank the other day on Sukhumvit and their requirement

    was a passport, one year rental contract, and your visa.

  9. For not knowing me and who I am and what I do that is a big generalization on your part

    would you not say!

    Just because I have now become a member of TV does not mean that I have not

    been reading the posts on TV.

    Sitting on a computer all day does not seem to interest me that much!

    One thing I have noticed about this post on university girls is that not one guy

    has mentioned that he has a university or even a college degree!

    If I have missed it I am sure someone will point it out to me!

    Several guys have said they teach English at such and such university.

    And why would I want to buy you dinner as you are the one wanting to prove the point

    of your wife having a university degree which can be easily forged along with passports,

    work histories, and birth certificates!

    If you have lived here long enough for a few bahts anything is possible here in Thailand!

    Just saying if you have been here for so many years but have not come acrrosss a farang married to a collge grad that you either don't go out or don't hang in those circles. Nothing wrong being married to a bar girl have a friend in US has been married for 9 years has a son with her and the marriage is good. Another been with girl almost 2 years living here but have also seen and heard of major problems with some. Since you say paperwork can be forged no sense trying to prove anything to you but I met my wife after she had just graduated university and my friend married her sis who is a chemical engineer in Rayong could give you the name and you could call to ask for her at her company there but won't over this forum. Not saying anyone is better but don't generalise and say there are no farangs married to university girls because you would be wrong.

    There you go again putting words in my mouth that I never said!

    Please reread my post again!

    No were in the post did I say, "there were no farangs married to university girls"

    Also I said nothing being wrong with married to a bar girl!

  10. Check out Klong Sa Bua and Water Theatre in Ayutthaya.

    Some call it a floating market but it far from that!

    Only open on weekend only and they put on five different shows each day.

    Also Erawan Museum, Samuthprakan, just on the east side of Bangkok.

    A very different kind of museum.

    Could probably get to it by skytrain now with the extension.

  11. For not knowing me and who I am and what I do that is a big generalization on your part

    would you not say!

    Just because I have now become a member of TV does not mean that I have not

    been reading the posts on TV.

    Sitting on a computer all day does not seem to interest me that much!

    One thing I have noticed about this post on university girls is that not one guy

    has mentioned that he has a university or even a college degree!

    If I have missed it I am sure someone will point it out to me!

    Several guys have said they teach English at such and such university.

    And why would I want to buy you dinner as you are the one wanting to prove the point

    of your wife having a university degree which can be easily forged along with passports,

    work histories, and birth certificates!

    If you have lived here long enough for a few bahts anything is possible here in Thailand!

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  12. A little over generalization on your part, is it not, that I frequent bar

    girls and send them money?!

    I have yet to send any of my hard earned money to one of these

    clever girls!

    Have not done the bar scene for over 20 years but find ladies on the skytrain,

    shopping centers, and hotel workers who are eager to meet me later!

    All want cell phones, clothes, perfume, and oh yes, cash!!

    Yes, the subject was on university girls and yes they get pregnant also!

    Have a Thai nurse friend at Bumrungrad Hospital who said she did not

    have a boyfriend and was still a virgin.

    Miraculously, four years later she is pregnant!!

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