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  1. Lawrence Lynch, the 'dream weaver' - I remember him from the Louis Theroux documentary.

    Lawrence Lynch (right) and his wife Tapanee, along with some Thai clients.

    Women pay 400 baht (US$10) to join Lawrence Lynch's agency

    We've arranged around 750 marriages over nine years, and I can count the number that have gone wrong on two hands

    Lawrence Lynch

    "The girls pay just 400 baht ( £6; US$10) to join," he said, "but that's a lot of money to some of them."

    His foreign clients pay a lot more - £1,650 (US$3,000) - but for that he offers 12 months membership, unlimited introductions to the women on the site, translation (crucial this, as many of the women speak little English) and help arranging hotels, travel, visas and marriage documents.

    Should this guy be reported to the Embassy and closed down ? This guy is clearly fixing up hookers for a fee, are farang pimps allowed in this country ? He doesnt allow prostitutes, what a complete load of crap !!

    £1,650 per client, taking into account only the ones that hes hitched up (750 of them) I make that 1.2 million pounds ! Hope this guy is paying taxes !! :o

  2. Your point on financial logic is further evidence of the typical mistakes by people with limited financial reasoning abilities.

    Let me teach you....

    lets say your 300 went up at 15% compounded, hotel price inflation also goes up at 8-10%(do the google) this is the bit that the anti timeshare and maths simpletons miss out.......timeshare is actually an upgrade of lifestyle deal that also hedges hotel inflation, so if you are a family who usually rent 2 rooms at say 150 or 200 usd x2 rooms youre looking at 7x400

    =2800 going up at 8-10% per year so thats $3080, $3388, $3726,$4099 and lets just stretch 6th year....you would have spent $ 18801 ANYWAY on poxy hotel rooms....

    INTEAD

    youve laid out $15000 + $2625(taxin's 15% maintenance) = $17625

    [b]CHEAPER[/b]

    OK, so now you have me interested.

    What you are telling me is with timeshare, I pay $15k upfront, let's say $300 a year in maintenance, and in total this costs me $17625.

    Or...I pay year by year, and this will cost me $18801, which over 5 years is more. Fair enough.

    EXCEPT, as a time share salesman, I would have thought you would understand TVM. Time Value of Money. This is where you are misleading me, and where you make your money.

    In fact, the average investor can make let's say 7% a year on their money. Certainly no bigger assumption that knowing that every year for 5 years, someone will take 2 weeks vacation.

    With Timeshare, we have to pay almost all the money upfront; and money today is worth more than money tomorrow; money paid in 5 years could have been invested in the bank, in shares or something else. So with a discounted cashflow rate of 7%...

    Timeshare cost = $17,022, or discounted CF of $16,627 (discount rate 7% per year, I have no idea how you got to your number, I've assumed $300 matinance per year increasing at a rate of 15% p.a.)

    Hotel cost = $18,801, or discounted CF of $15,220.

    Oh no. Hotel is cheaper, gives you more flexilibility and doesn't have that initial 'hit' upfront with uncertainty.

    on the other hand, I have 'invested' in the membership so I can sell it off, and that should impact the decision. However, after 5 years, in order to make the investment stack up, the membership would need to raise $1407 ($16627 - $15220) in today's money; when we use NPV calculation, we can estimate that since in 5 years from now, $1407 will only be worth $1000 in today's money, in fact we will need $1973 ($1407 * (1+0.7)^5).

    Since we know that the secondary market for these investments is around that, we can assume that time share is certainly not a wise financial decision, but not necessarily a bad one either; it all depends on the individual case.

    Re. strawman 'doctors and lawyers are buying this'. This is the standard technique also used by Amway, cigarette companies and Ponzi schemes - if doctors and lawyers are doing something, they are smart and clever so I should do what they are doing.

    If you can prove that the majority of holidaying doctors and lawyers choose to invest in timeshare vs. staying in hotels, then I will listen.

    Otherwise.... I will continue to believe that timeshare mostly is based on the non financial appeal of being able to holiday as part of some membership to access certain resorts. It is not a particularly astute financial investment, and smart people recognise it as such. Dumb people are usually sold it on the basis of financial soundness, and hence I stand by the assertion most timeshare sales are scum.

    Including the fancy hotel chain sales people. Marriot is the only one I have had the displeasure of listening to, and once their financial analysis fell over on a NPV calculation, there wasn't much point in me listening further. Just as well for both them and me.

    The calculation that scamalot did was based on the room being $150 to $200 and for 2 rooms, my calculation was for 1 week (i.e. 1 room). This means it would have to be a 2 week timeshare which would be double the ammount, the only "$200 a night" standard timeshare around is Marriott and that will set you back at least $20,000 a week x 2 = $40,000. Then theres your maintenance, this would be in the region of $600/800 a year for each week. Thats close to 50K for a timeshare over 5 years. Hardly beating the $18,000 is it ?

    Reality is the $150-$200 is just another sales man spiel, yes sure it makes financial sense but only if the timeshare week they are selling is worth $200 a night. When the rep is selling to the unsuspecting punter will be taken to whats called the "show apartment", this is NOT what the new owner will be staying in however, the client will be under the illusion that he will, this is how the sales rep always gets away with his $200 a night spiel.

    So we have Scamalot blatantly lying about what they will get, then he comes on to TV saying how stupid they are for not doing the maths ? Its nothing to do with maths, you lied to them !!

    In timeshare the weeks they sell are generally worth no more than the maintenance fee they are paying, in some cases the maintenance fee alone can be more than the cost of the week for Joe Public walking off the street.

    To call it an investment is a joke ! :o

  3. Likeitnot, You can't even read(or spell), Im the 56 year old with interst like woman(my GF), AND STAYING COOL in THAILAND (from the HEAT, ja IDIOT!).

    I don't dislike you I feel SORRY for an "eg" like yourself.Getting your rocks of yet?

    Oh dear samui :D getting personal arent we?

    Please dont be so sad and embarrass yourself about spelling, which is a tedious comment anyway without reading your own above........

    and i note in your autobiography you failed to mention the age of your fair lady.... :D

    Just like you are embarrassing yourself by accusing posters of being off topic, and then continue it yourself by bringing girlfriends into it ?

    What a complete clown you are !! :o

  4. Some time ago, I had a bit of money to invest, and a financial adviser said that, at that time, the best return he could get me was to purchase life insurance-with-profits policies that had some years to run, but people had given them up, at divorce. There was a market in them, as they were worth more than their surrender value.

    I am not in the least attracted to buying a time-share, but wouldn't it be most sensible to buy one that someone wants to give up, if I did?

    Is there a second-hand time-share market, like there is for second-hand cars, that no new-car salesman would ever wish you to think about?

    Even then, one should factor in the fact that the price of oil is making it more and more likely that we will be able afford to travel less and less for holidays. In effect, the big hotel chains have managed to sell forward a lot of production that will never be claimed.

    That is even cleverer than Mr Colman, who did have to produce the mustard for us to not consume!!

    Martin, yes there is a 2nd hand timeshare market, its pretty big in the States and Europe where almost every timeshare now sold is 2nd hand, you can pick them up for less than $1,000. In some cases they are even given away for free as they are so desperate to get rid of them, this is due to a combination of extortionate yearly fees and simply being unable to use it.

    Asia will not be far behind as its now approaching the stage where people are now realizing that what they bought is in fact totally useless. Timeshare in Asia is no longer considered a new concept, what the timeshare companies are doing now is desperately trying to convert there own members into a new flexible style "Vacation Club". Some companies will even go to the extremes of telling there OWN members that what they bought from them is now useless, but if you give them another 10K everything will be ok again, the crazy thing is they believe it and fall for it !

    And "scam"alot, nobody is disputing that people do not buy timeshares. And your constant rantings is not going to make us run along and buy one off you.

    This "some are good, some are bad" along with your 3rd party stories is not washing, the timeshare concept as a whole does not work and is proving to be the case day in day out, so give it up !! :o

  5. so ... I am guessing you sell for Marriot? :D

    :D:D:o yellowcard for thinking that having a vested interest in people NOT thinking that timeshares sales is a scuzzy line of work makes you credible

    1) No i dont work for marriott and i am not stevespiral

    All this about financial advisers, doctors and lawyers buying timeshare is a pile of rubbish.

    This is typical of what a Manager or a trainer would install into the minds of the young and inexperienced sales rep when starting out.

    2) i am not inexperienced and for 3 years I sold to doctors, bankers, CEO's, schoolteachers, accountants...some very clever financial people who did thir own spreadsheets etc.

    So taxin youre talking pure crap. These people were not pressured, i was selling a good product.

    Balls, about the exchanges which go thru a 3rd party company and charges around $100 to swap resort for that year. They could nt care whn you bought so dont give special treatment they exchange to equivalent properties so those idiots who bought crap(naive) get crap exchanges and those who bought and paid for the best get the best.

    Thats why some timeshare works and some doesnt.

    Though the maintenance example may be true in some less good timeshares, In reputable many have a cap or allow the Owners themselves to set it.

    Your point on financial logic is further evidence of the typical mistakes by people with limited financial reasoning abilities.

    Let me teach you....

    lets say your 300 went up at 15% compounded, hotel price inflation also goes up at 8-10%(do the google) this is the bit that the anti timeshare and maths simpletons miss out.......timeshare is actually an upgrade of lifestyle deal that also hedges hotel inflation, so if you are a family who usually rent 2 rooms at say 150 or 200 usd x2 rooms youre looking at 7x400

    =2800 going up at 8-10% per year so thats $3080, $3388, $3726,$4099 and lets just stretch 6th year....you would have spent $ 18801 ANYWAY on poxy hotel rooms....

    INTEAD

    youve laid out $15000 + $2625(taxin's 15% maintenance) = $17625

    [b]CHEAPER[/b]

    Oh and know ive stayed in a villa with kitchen laundry etc

    Oh and Ive still got the timeshare for another 20-freehold amount of years to sell, pass to the kids etc ( admittedly you should not buy to sell higher) that is not the return on timeshare its the money you would have spent anyway that you never added up (as taxin didnt think, wasnt capable or didnt bother to do)

    Anyone who is ok with maths should be able to follow this if not its back to school for you....

    of course there are different shades of grey...

    I rest my case

    :D So a poxy 3 years is "experienced" ?

    This guy is great, I would have him working for me any day if I had a timeshare company !! As they say, the best sales people are the ones who believe in what they are selling, and this clown ACTUALLY does believe it !!

    I can picture him right now, on the table with his pen & pad giving the bull#hit spiel about saving money ! :D

    You keep knocking those deals down superstar, and lets see how many of those doctors and lawyers come looking for you when they find out that they cant get what you promised them !

    :thumbs:

  6. I am from the Philippines so I came here for a lot of combined reasons........

    1 My country is so messed-up politically and financially because of our corrupt politicians who who only look after their own interested. Of course, the people in my country has something to do with it as well. A lot of the people in my country are too lazy to work, always looking for "nice jobs/postions" instead of making do with what's available, and always blaming the government for everything. I didn't want to fall into the same trap!

    2 The war between the "Muslims in the Mindanao Region and the Philippine Government" scared the foreign businemen who used to base their businesses and factory in my country, so available jobs have been scarce.

    3 Filipino Families are so tightly-knitted that felt, I needed to go away. I wanted a little bit of freedom, and to be independent. I wanted to learn and experience what it's like to live on your own, work, pay for your bills, have your own apartment. It wasn't easy at first. I was used to having someone else do my bed, laundry, food. But when I hit 20, I felt that I've over-grown my "nanny" and that I needed to learn to look after myself, so I left home. (I'm 25 now, and I've been here in BKK for 5 years. I'm independent and happy.)

    may i be so forward as to ask your lovely self how you make your living.

    chock dee cup to you my friend. :o

    Why you ask Terry, you looking for a new room maid ?

    You dirty ole dawg ! :D

  7. Here's a suggestion:

    This forum contains many posts about jobs and business. However, when a job offer is posted, the thread can often get lost in the 'crowd'.

    An example is concerning Oil & Gas employment resources. I have seen threads on a couple of occasions which give urls for relevant oil & gas agencies. But after a while, these threads get lost in the crowd and can sometimes be difficult to locate using the search function.

    Why don 't we have a separate sub-forum (under the Jobs, economy, banking, business forum). This sub-forum is to be used solely for posting job offers relevant to Thailand.

    For example, job offers that are posted directly by employers in Thailand, or job openings that you have seen on the internet, and which might be of interest to fellow TV members.

    We could also 'pin' the resource lists for oil & gas agencies, as well as other useful resources for different industry sectors.

    Here's an example of an employment opportunity that I found recently. The daily rate of pay is about 100,000 baht. (yes, you read that correctly).

    http://www.exec-appointments.com/jobs/view...earchID=2225042

    I have also seen positions for SAP specialists with a daily rate of about 50,000 baht.

    My own field of specialisation is comms and telecoms, and I have seen positions in neighbouring countries, (Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore), that would be suited to someone living in Thailand and doing a weekly commute.

    Anyway, what do other members and mods think on this suggestion?

    Simon

    I agree, but excluding teaching posts of course.

    So, mods ?

  8. Consider this. If you were wealthy enough to employ a financial advisor and they suggested you buy a timeshare, how many minutes would it take you to FIRE that advisor?

    All this about financial advisers, doctors and lawyers buying timeshare is a pile of rubbish.

    This is typical of what a Manager or a trainer would install into the minds of the young and inexperienced sales rep when starting out.

  9. ho hum

    this thread is like a conversation on religion or politics. Those people thinking TS is all bad are never going to change their thinking. I know the industry reasonably well having worked at the 2 exrtremes, in one rip off and in one top of the line organisation, where the staff even bought their own product!

    So, I KNOW there is good and bad. But of course news is always about the bad.

    Simple question, why if they are ALL a scam why would intelligent people from all walks of life (not just the doddering oldtimers Mr Jones thinks are targetted)buy additional weeks at the same resort on different occasion having already experienced used their existing one?

    Also, why do Owners of timeshare send friends and family to see for themselves if it was all so terrible?

    Its really the low end marketing and low end sales people that give the product a bad name. The timeshare product itself is fantastic for many poeple who bought a reputable one.

    OK, I will tell you (from a guy that knows)...... People who buy additional weeks are the ones that get looked after for the 1st 2 or 3 years of owning the timeshare. This is also the time when they are convinced to send there friends to get scammed too.

    It is fact that in timeshare the new owners always get looked after, they will always get the weeks they request and will generally have the 1st couple of years of extortionate yearly fees "hidden" amongst the initial joining fee. What this does is it gives them time to concentrate on convincing the owner to buy more weeks, once that owner has been bled dry and does not want anymore weeks he then goes to the bottom of the pile, and its a slippery slope !

    By now he owns 2 or 3 weeks or a 2 bedroom instead of the crappy studio he started with, when in fact the timeshare company or resort doesnt even have or own a 2 bedroom apartment ! Will he get that week in high season like he did in his 1st year of owning ?.. Not a chance !

    The 2nd biggest part of the robbery cycle is the maintenance, what may appear to be only $300 a year will quickly become double that. Generally a timeshares maintenance will increase by approx 15% per year after the 2nd or 3rd year (i.e. once they have had a shot at loading you). Now lets see. Based on 15% per year COMPOUNDING, $300, $345, $397, $456, $524, $603.... pretty scary eh !

    It is fact that the average time span for a timeshare owner is about 4 to 5 years, after this they will attempt to sell it, when they realise it cant be sold it goes in the bin ! So, you have $15,000 up front fee + $2,600 in fees, thats $17,600 for 6 weeks of use, thats just short of $3,000 a week, for a poxy room which you can stay in for $300, this is how they make so much money, they keep what you walk away from !

    Its a very clever scam and nothing short of blatant robbery but people will fall for it, and always will. :o

  10. I get a kick out of baiting the timeshare scammers when on holiday in Pattaya & Phuket.

    Pretend like you're an easy mark and get them to call you at the hotel with a wrong room number. When they eventually get the right room number , ask them to call back later. Keep repeating that for awhile and wasting their time.

    Then when you're ready, find out where their offices are (for use later) and ask constant annoying questions so they keep having to repeat themselves but always appear to be just on "the edge" of an office visit or being sold on it.

    When they start getting tired of you and realise their not going to make a sale, launch into a tirade of verbale abuse ( "you're the scum of the earth etc). Normally they'll abuse you right back and show their true colors. Threaten to call the tourist police and hang up (this gets rid of them quick smart).

    Next, ring up their boss or visit the office. Explain that you were on the verge of making a big purchase and telling all your friends to do the same but you were insulted by the salesman.

    Loads of fun.

    Some people have strange ways to use up there holiday time while in LOL. Obviously nothing better to do with there time !

    Sad man !! :o

  11. The building where John Mark Kerr resided in Bangkok.

    Records show Karr paid 52,060 baht - $1,385 - for his nine-month stay at Blooms, a notorious, grubby haunt for sex tourists. Staff said he ate quietly on his own in the hotel café, and never bothered anyone.

    "People stay here because it is cheap - and you are left alone," he said. "For a guy like this one, it makes sense why he would be here."

    Originally published on August 19, 2006

    http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/444818p-374553c.html

    Funny enough im looking for a place in Bangkok and this place sounds right up my street ! Does anyone know if theres any rooms going for grabs ? :o

  12. Some people on this forum never cease to amaze me. The guy has offered 1500baht a day, non negotiable. Equiv to about 10 days work for a Thai. Take it or leave it. Up to you but don't start making wise cracks.

    Personally, i'd do it for free if i was there. I've never been in a Nicolas Cage movie before, have you ?

    OldAsiaHand, gave some advise and he too was jumped on. Amazing :D

    Im with you guys on this one, it really is annoying and ive seen a huge decline on this site in the last few months.

    The amount of times you see people offering advice or sharing basic facts on Thailand, only to be jumped on by some jerk who has probably never even been to Thailand !

    Personally I would ban them all ! Replies such as "rubbish".... "thats bull#hit"... etc should simply be removed ! I think the majority of these comments are from posters who have been here a very short time or just been on holiday a few times. I remember when I first got here and within a month I knew it all ! It took me months or even years to realise that really I knew nothing, only then do you actually start to really learn and be able to offer advice which is real. This im sure the other long termers on here would agree with.

    Best thing to do guys is simply not offer the advice in the 1st place, if you really wish to and you think you can help then PM is the best way.

    Off topic yes but so true, and so annoying !! :o

  13. maddy,

    i'm usually in accord with your view of things but on this one we part ways my good mate.

    i know you're a top fella and no cheapskate or any such thing,

    so with that in mind the question that's tickling my noggin is,

    why even occupy your crackin brain matter with issues involving twenty baht or less?

    crikes maddy i cant even imagine what my top mate terry57 would have to say to your rippin self on this one.

    i say be a sport, leave the ten baht and don't even concern your fine self any further with such things.

    cheers old buddy :D

    jing jing,

    look mate,

    i did tell you that i liked you, and you where going to be batting on my team.

    but cricky's mate, you cant go using my lines because ive got a patent on them ok.

    if i let every tom, dick and jing jing go quoting my top self every bloody punter in los is going to be running around trying to impersonate my brilliant self.

    and do you know why that is jing jing ? look just shut up and stop gabbing for a moment for christ sake.

    the top answer for 10 frigging points is :

    i am the authentic one and only ever person capable of being terry57 and every punter in los knows it.

    so bloody back of will you.

    look i know you did'nt mean anything bad by doing that so i say :

    cheers to you fella, :o and where hitting the turps in october :D

    terry, are you talking to yourself again me old kidder ? :D

  14. You had been fighting and serving the nation for 14 years, and now a little teasing from some member make you want to get off here. C’mon, airbornediver stand-up and take on to show the world.

    yes airborne,

    crick'ys mate,

    you been shot, stabbed, seen untold death and carnage and you let a few posters get to you?

    look, just to make you feel better i'll give you some more of my cracker experiences on this board as im somewhat of an expert if you like.

    there was this guy who really took a disliking to me ?

    dont know why as im a top fella when you get to know me.

    guess what he called me ?

    first one was a troglodyte = noun cave deweller

    next one was a maggot = noun grub or lava

    now this is the best bit. he really done his lolly and threatened me with physical violence.

    he even give me his address and challenged me to come and meet him.

    now we all know that to threaten a person with physical violence when your not looking at them in the eye is a real dangerous thing to do as you never know who your dealing with right?

    anyway im no super man but i sure know how to look after my self as i come to thailand to kick box and been studying the art for 15 years now.

    now this guy give me no choise when he threatened me like that and i had to step up so to speak.

    anyway of i go to meet my new friend and as things turned out the bloody taxi driver could'nt find the place.

    i had to fly home today and that was the end of it.

    my point being that this guy could of been a real mean bas--tard and give me a good whooping but i also could of really kicked his arse as im a bit handy but never fight unless i have too.

    i let all my aggression out in the ring.

    i still got his address but im not going to do anything unless he threatens me again.

    ill be back in october and im going to see him for a nice drink.

    you just get back on your horse diver and if you need any more cracking advise dont hesitate to pm me as you sound like a top fella to me.

    cheers old mate :o

    No way thats outragous !! :D terry, who threatened you buddy ?

    Boy some people get worked up dont they ! :D

  15. When me and the fiancee are in thailand everytime I leave her for a few minutes guys (mostly farangs) try to pick her up, I hate it so much I have to hold back and just say sorry she is with me now get f.... Especially when there more then twice her age, I usually abit more harsh.

    How do you guys deal with it? do you feel like caving faces in or are you more relaxed and just say bugger off??

    Donz, I get the same but have to say I love it and so should you !

    I can quite confidently say that my TGF is drop dead stunning. I know she is and im always being admired for it and reminded CONSTANTLY ! I walk into bars and I here whispers like "thats him, thats her boyfriend", I know they talk about her ! It is common knowledge around where I live that I have a fit Thai bird, and you know what, I love it !!!

    I also get the "What the f#ck is she doing with you" comments to which is even better ! So to you sad acts out there, bring it on !!!!

    Donz, just see it like having a brand new Ferrari, would you mind every other bozo wanting what you have ? Would you tell them to bugger off when they want a glimpse ?

    You enjoy what you have matey and let the others dream !!! :D

    want to send me some pics :D

    You show me yours and I'll show you mine !!! :o

  16. let me just pluck some figures like everyone else.

    I say 0.1 % of Thai girls are prostitutes, 99.9999999999999% of the econmony is produced by the Thai's and the farangs make up 0.0000001 % of the population in Pattaya.

    This information could come in useful, i'll make a note of it.

    78% of the time i use a pen to take notes, but i cant find one so i'll use a pencil.

    :o

  17. When me and the fiancee are in thailand everytime I leave her for a few minutes guys (mostly farangs) try to pick her up, I hate it so much I have to hold back and just say sorry she is with me now get f.... Especially when there more then twice her age, I usually abit more harsh.

    How do you guys deal with it? do you feel like caving faces in or are you more relaxed and just say bugger off??

    Donz, I get the same but have to say I love it and so should you !

    I can quite confidently say that my TGF is drop dead stunning. I know she is and im always being admired for it and reminded CONSTANTLY ! I walk into bars and I here whispers like "thats him, thats her boyfriend", I know they talk about her ! It is common knowledge around where I live that I have a fit Thai bird, and you know what, I love it !!!

    I also get the "What the f#ck is she doing with you" comments to which is even better ! So to you sad acts out there, bring it on !!!!

    Donz, just see it like having a brand new Ferrari, would you mind every other bozo wanting what you have ? Would you tell them to bugger off when they want a glimpse ?

    You enjoy what you have matey and let the others dream !!! :o

  18. So let's say one day that very guy who read this post is here trolling along Siam Square and somehow he gets this sudden urge to score a Thai university student. So along the street he thinks "oh well people say, with statistical support, that there's a chance for me farang to score a Thai chick, maybe I should just try it." Now let's say I and my other Thai female friend happen to be there shopping after our class at the university that very same day. The sexually deprived farang then sees us walking, he comes up to us with high confidence and asks, "how much do you charge?", does that mean, according to your statistics, my friend will give him her phone number with a price tag and working hours on it? 50-50 isn't it? I sure am not spreading.

    Cant be any closer to the truth ! Many a time ive been out and about with mates where we get girls phone numbers just for fun of it, and let me tell you, more than 50% will give it out !!

    I did it only a few weeks ago with a mate who had just arrived in the airport, his 1st time to Thailand too. Duty free girl absolutely stunning, bough a bottle of Jack and when she passed me the receipt I asked for her tel number, and with a huge smile she happily wrote the number on the back of the receipt, my mate who was with me just couldnt believe his eyes !!

    Its no different than back home in the western world, drop dead stunning bird stands there in a bar with guys ogling her, not one will go over to her and chat her up, why coz shes so stunning yeah ? Now ask yourself, the girl in the duty free in Don Muang, how many blokes that week, month or year asked the girl for her tel number after being served ? Not many for sure ! Was she happy when one farang had the guts to ask for her number ? Freaking right she was !

    So, to get back on topic. Guys get married with whores simply because they either do not have the confidence or the personality to approach non bar girls, or because they think that only bar girls are available !

    How wrong can you be !! :o

  19. Guys, you just dont listen !! Trust me, ive been here over 4 years and I know, over 50% of students WILL sleep with a punter for money, its fact ! Thats 50%+ that will sleep with me, not necessarily you !!!

    Listen, you cant give an exact percentage, this percentage is determined by a multitude of things, and its you, not them ! Now if Gonz is 50 years old but has a fair bit of confidence hes going to say 20%, if Steve is half a looker, under 50 and oozes with confidence and wit then he might say 30%, as for me im under 40, handsome, confident and extremely witty therefore, im going to perceive this as 50% !

    Now I will reiterate this, 50% (or over) of Thai students WILL sleep with me for money !!! As for terry, hes the kiddy no matter what so he will be right up there too !

    Actually, im feeling good today, im going to say 70% !!!! :D

    thanks for that tax,

    look thats why your my best ever mate tax as your a kind hearted, gentle and a good looking punter.

    im a very handsome fella myself and me and you can really pull the birds cant we. :D

    look ive said it before that i have so much respect for you that i hope you live for ever. :D

    im going to go one step further here tax and say this in front of all who are reading this forum because im loud and proud and never afraid to voice my true inner feelings. :D

    if i was batting for the other side id want you for my ladyboy. :D

    but im not, so get that thought right out of your frigging head alright !!! :D

    cricky's tax, you sure get some funny ideas at times but your my best mate and thats ok with me.

    see you latter buddy. :D:D

    Talking to yourself again Terry? you know there are people who can help :D

    Hey Tax, your a funny guy, but i dont need money for that and think i have a greater % then that

    No worries mate, sorry about that but I just picked out a few names off the top of my head. Your ok fella !

    I could have used Lacoste's name but man, this guys so ugly I would have him down to about 0.00000001% on the "percentage of girls that would sleep with me" scale !

    Just look at his posts, you can see this guy has had more nockbacks than an tequila glass on a good day !!!

    Hey terry, this sort of thread doesnt half bring them out eh ? You need an award bro', your a freaking god in my eyes !! When I see you I will buy you 25 beers no frigging problem dude !! :o

  20. Guys, you just dont listen !! Trust me, ive been here over 4 years and I know, over 50% of students WILL sleep with a punter for money, its fact ! Thats 50%+ that will sleep with me, not necessarily you !!!

    Listen, you cant give an exact percentage, this percentage is determined by a multitude of things, and its you, not them ! Now if Gonz is 50 years old but has a fair bit of confidence hes going to say 20%, if Steve is half a looker, under 50 and oozes with confidence and wit then he might say 30%, as for me im under 40, handsome, confident and extremely witty therefore, im going to perceive this as 50% !

    Now I will reiterate this, 50% (or over) of Thai students WILL sleep with me for money !!! As for terry, hes the kiddy no matter what so he will be right up there too !

    Actually, im feeling good today, im going to say 70% !!!! :o

  21. ok, for the sake of Steve I think we need to see some hard eveidence here Terry !

    Firstly I want to know why you want 25 beers from lacoste, how did you come to this figure of 25 and not 23 ? And I would also like to see how you calculated the statistic of you getting 25 coldies to my "couple" ?

    This about you being so freaking handsome !? Do you have in your possesion the statistics from the Department of Handsome Aussies in Bangkok ? Now be careful coz I happen to know the President of this said organisation !

    We also need to your exact location in Bangkok, this will enable me to log onto Google Earth so I can track you, then I will attach the link for everyone to see that your really there !

    Now evidence please or where gunna close this joint down !!! :D

    two.... :D

    No, please please let me. Ive always wanted to see how it feels to do this ......

    :D:o

  22. ok, for the sake of Steve I think we need to see some hard eveidence here Terry !

    Firstly I want to know why you want 25 beers from lacoste, how did you come to this figure of 25 and not 23 ? And I would also like to see how you calculated the statistic of you getting 25 coldies to my "couple" ?

    This about you being so freaking handsome !? Do you have in your possesion the statistics from the Department of Handsome Aussies in Bangkok ? Now be careful coz I happen to know the President of this said organisation !

    We also need to your exact location in Bangkok, this will enable me to log onto Google Earth so I can track you, then I will attach the link for everyone to see that your really there !

    Now evidence please or where gunna close this joint down !!! :o

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