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Beachcomber

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  1. I told me wife: There's only one thing that scares me during Halloween... My wife: "Which is?" Me: “Exactly”
  2. Why are Vampires sick? Cuz their are always ""Coffining""
  3. It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor. At the end of the day . . . it’s night.
  4. I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height… Apparently, they didn’t like my critter sizing.
  5. Which country is the largest weapons supplier of the Ukraine? Russia ! ! !
  6. The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country !!!! I think they're in de Nile.
  7. How do you make the number one disappear? You just add a G and then it's Gone.
  8. The Federal Bureau of Political Correctness and Emotional Sensitivity has unveiled it's first fully approved public statue in the central park. The un-sulpted, un-engraved, un-dedicated plain marble block was titled 'Memorial to Everything and Anything'. This sparked an immediate protest from groups of people who hate everything and anything with demand to have the statue removed.
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