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Dissing fellow Pattaya punters by calling them Shrek is vintage bob smith...

A bit difficult to follow as the dog was barking in Thai. But here's the gist of it: "Collar him! Drag him to the pound and chew up his passport! Bite the b@stard!"

Was she uneasy on the eye?

"My meatballs bring all the girls to the yard..." 🎶

Right between the dunes.

"We're apprehending you for stealing that motorcycle, Helmut!"

Where did they tase him?

It's a common linguistic error to confuse the b and p consonants here.

He actually is an inch over the maximum height of 80 inches.

This should have been a red flag. It's entirely reasonable for the mother to refer to them as a couple, throuple isn't easy to pronounce locally.

First rule of armed robbery - always try to be unobtrusive. A two metre burglar is about as much use as a one metre burglar.

It may have been street talk, as in "I had a brother taken out, he wuz pimpin' in my soi..."

A similar incident happened here too in a soi 4 hotel a few decades ago. The ladyboy was defenestrated, and the hotel acquired a reputation as being haunted, putting the willies up the local girls ever since.

Beware - this listing includes the Bud Light geezer...

It did indeed. The other consideration was the much weaker baht. 500฿ was well under £10 back in those days, right up until the crash around 2008.