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'The cake was chilling in the refrigerator awaiting his return,' Excellent reporting there from Thaiger News, they don't miss a trick ????

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Absolutely not, how dare tourists have a choice as to what mode of transport they can take, same with motorbike taxis and minibuses, ????????

It's Carnival day in Notting Hill ????????

Yum

A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.... The doctor checks him over and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus" "It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live." "There's no known cure, so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.." So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the sad news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before. They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320. Then he gets the full house and wins £5,000. Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too, getting £980,500. The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says. "Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest bastard on Earth!" "Lucky?" He screamed. "Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24." "Frig me!' Says the bingo caller. 'You've won the meat raffle as well!

Nice to see you have your own private jet, your majesty. ????

I normally just make sure I put my at least 10kg carry on right on top of them.

Absolutely true!!!????????????

This has be proven to be a lie. The prophet, peace be upon him, tripped over a tree stump and fell into said goat.

Did you know, people in Iran have a fear of spiders ????️ In Iraq no phobia. (My coat is on)