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Hopefully the sound equipment was well and truly destroyed.

Still getting this advert! It's a nuisance! More like a virus!

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/mar/25/rishi-sunak-immediate-justice-scheme-to-combat-antisocial-behaviour

'Investigation '? Classic!????????

Paddy and Mick are in the RAF Reg. A bloke with three stripes says to them. I want the height of that flag pole before tea time They start with the long measuring tape, after 8' it collapsed in a big heap. They continue with long sticks, and tapes nailed to stick. After about two hours of struggling they are attempting to climb up, with a tape in their hands. Along sauntered this gorgeous blonde Corporal. What you doing Paddy. Trying to get the height of this f...ing pole. With that she gets out a couple of spanners, undoes the bolts at the bottom, and gets them to lie it down. Measures it, and tells them its 8 meters. And walks off. Paddy looks at Mick and says, bloody typical blonde. Dim as sh t. We wanted the height, and she gives us the length.

Then members of the public whose livelihoods are inconvenienced by these Stop Oil etc should be allowed to met out their own 'justice '.

One for the ex squaddies.

VID-20230325-WA0002.mp4

Anyone else get this full page ad constantly?

She should have put him in a Korma.

'Heads should now be rolling. ' Luckily wasn't the Hong-Kong guy's.

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity: The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the Windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made and a gun was sent to the American engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken shot out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow.. The horrified Americans sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions. Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo.... "Defrost the chicken."

They shot the wrong bloke, should be the reporter.????

Yeah and? Get used to it.