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ELECTRIC CAR OWNERS - When your car is running low on battery, charge it up by plugging it into the cigarette lighter.

Thanks Jeremy Clarkson. ????

Now then, now then!

State of that truck, obviously passed the emissions test.

My condolences.

We did, it was amazing, got there at 9am, were number 545, married at about 1.30pm, stayed on for the entertainment, free goodie bag, won the dance competition, ????one years supply of toothpaste ????, Channel 7 broadcasting live, and all was free.

Ah, Sir Jimmy Saville, legend!

Gotta be somethings fault, not the muppet driver.

Drama of what? An isolated incident?

Why stay away?

Whilst strolling alongside the River Thames this morning I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the riverbank and fall into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had been carrying. If he didn't get help he'd surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Thames Police, the Immigration Office and even the Thames Rescue Team. It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and the authorities have still not yet responded. I'm starting to think I wasted three stamps.

Anyone wanting a quality Thai Ridgeback, look no further than Michael and Mems.

Please give chiang mai a miss.