It has been determined that the most used sexual position for old married couples is the doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.
We did, it was amazing, got there at 9am, were number 545, married at about 1.30pm, stayed on for the entertainment, free goodie bag, won the dance competition, ????one years supply of toothpaste ????, Channel 7 broadcasting live, and all was free.