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In Canada ?

In Canada ?

Why didn't the wabbit post whether he actually got on to the flight or missed it?

FOES

You drink gallons of HK and yet remain slim n trim, but one day you drive so drunk and end up brain dead in the Por Tek Tung foundation.

I wish I could post profanity without getting banned.

I really miss the feature when viewing an user profile that used to show on which forum that particular member has been most active in.

All your birds stay, but you are arrested for keeping endangered ones.

I wish I could control anything and everything I wanted.

GODS must be crazy.

Which would you rather face? The work permit police or the wife?

Cops are easier and quicker to be done with.

I have never heard the term "hang nail" used in this respect, correct me if I am wrong

Did you know that AlexLah's trying to up his postings by posting 3 consecutive posts instead of posting them all in one

Do you have a Work Permit to do the drilling

COTS

An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the reporter, keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them.

Probably this IS dear old Libya115 himself

How about a pile-up accident on a major road?

What were you expecting ?

How about a shark attacking a human

Cucuta?

Did yoou know Dolphins and humans are the only two Mamals that fornicate for pleasure???

Fornication ? You mean other mamals marry?

Did you know that Cleopatra was once married to her brother?

Medelin

How about a giant fried chicken

You have your wish, you click the wrong link and download the entire CIA secret agent file list. You are hunted down and seek refuge in Pakistan. You spend your days trimming the beard of Bin Laden.

And your wish............???

Your internet is now more faster and you are getting new viruses every now and then before your outdated anti-virus program can detect and clean them.

I wish I have an one million tetrabye (spelling correct ?) hard disk for my passion of saving movies and songs to my computer.

I passed thru LAX early this week and that's a real hel_l hole.

Read about these 2 babys' experience in LAX

Also, you might want to try this link for overall general computer-related prices.

Just click the items you want to find prices or "select all" and then "list". Hope this helps

Hey Guardie Baby I've done it What do I get Hey...

Well, what are you waiting for now? Click and view the older link after you finish veiwing your little invitation to the best room in TV