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1 hour ago, Rugon said:

He can't complain, he's had a more than average innings. If he doesn't have family/friends here that he can borrow 15k to get a visa through an agent, then he really shouldn't be here as he must have gone delally.

   Mr farlang , 

 Due to recent events beyond our control ,  we reluctantly have to increase our fees to K20, THB.

  Be assured you will continue to receive our best professional service . 

            kind regards , your agent  { and mine ]

2 hours ago, Peterw42 said:

A 90 year old doesnt have a pension to live on ??????

 

I would suggest if a 90 year old is drawing down savings to live, it was going to run out at some stage.

       Have a happy ending Don,  before you go .  Bon voyage .

8 hours ago, sammieuk1 said:

Give her London as a compromise at least we can get rid of the Russians and Chinese old Etonians and useless lying politicians ????  

         Would  that be London-derry,   brexit problem solved , at last .  gbp set to rise .

Muslim quality  tourists welcome to Los,, K45 , also welcome .

  The  big white  hunter , has had his day .

1 hour ago, JAG said:

Well, one third country option might be to return him to Australia...

      My i  humbly suggest sending him to the UK , where he will be well cared for .

       Job  vacancies , in the premier  league , Brits not  wanted .555

6 hours ago, yogavnture said:

no point in posting here anymore. I want to surround myself with happiness not negativity.  bye

 

      Up to yahoo,  we just care about you,   and love ya too bits . 

       Bon appetite .

15 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Kev in Thailand projects a "mass exodus" of retired expats, especially exchange rate pained Brits.

 

 

      Spot  on Kev ,  can you charter a  flight out , for  the CC,s ,  let me know.

4 hours ago, Mekong2Mamtin said:

Eat a steak OP

     Those  were  the  good  old days .  Lamb chops , were  my favourite ,

     b4 , gbp  went down the pan . fond memories .

13 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Will she go willingly, or have to be forced?  Will it be a soft or hard Quexit?

       Do  you mean to the Tower , omg .

       BJ ,   is on a publicity  seeking mission ,  he must be on red alert , for a photo session.

         Fear not , he will promoted , to the ministry of tourism , soon he will be seen on national media 

            welcoming aliens  to the  kingdom , with  that well rehearsed smile .

3 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

It is even more awful and pitiful to be so low on funds or so cheap that one does not or cannot care for their own health.

Very very sad indeed....

      They may be  stupid  enough  to  think  their  so called mates , will pick them up, when they fall. 

       Every farang , for themselves in Land of smiles . 

6 hours ago, jacko45k said:

Many of us are old yet still want to feel useful. 

What's your excuse?

       Boredom , without  TVF,  life  has  no purpose .  Nuff said .555

On 2/2/2019 at 4:31 PM, Dmitry2222 said:

There are IMM police division and criminal police. Also i guess there is own security department.

   Untouchable , and unaccountable ,  typical of  civil servants . 

2 hours ago, Khaeng Mak said:

Or Thailand could freeze over in a flash ice age incident.

 

Both of these possibilities have about the same chance of eventuating.

  May  i add another ,  making prostitution illegal in the Kingdom .

    Hold  your breath on this one. 555

2 hours ago, freedomnow said:

There was a mention on Khaosod or whatever it is called about a "10-year retirement visa'...(It was in the article about Big Joker and his rise through various departments). Not sure if has been mentioned as threads can move of first few pages fast.

 

It will probably probably be along the lines of the Elite visa lump sump payment plus mandatory medical insurance.... (pure speculation there on both counts).

 

Perhaps current retiees will be grandfathered into the current system, and future ones will have to tip their wallet upside down for a 10-year retiremement visa without all the 800k nonsense.

 

 

 

      Lots  of road traffic accidents  happen  in Khaosod  road ,  Big Joke ,,

38 minutes ago, madmen said:

All bashers have an excuse. I would leave except.. Blah blah blah

Why not be an amazing dad and give your child a first world education?

To many dead beat dads here more interested in a cruzy lifestyle and their happy hour circle of mates

 OK Genius , where is the first world education ,  your country of origin,?

   Are you a real expat from  uk , usa , oz ,  countries  with historical pride. 

3 hours ago, Canuck50 said:

Thanks for the advice...I will consider that although I am so discouraged with ongoing changes and attitudes here, seemingly designed to force people out, that if I do come back next year I will likely only stay for a few weeks, if at all. Their loss as they are driving out good people who spend substantial money here to other countries who apprciate it more!

   Spot  on ,  if i was not in a relationship , involving a loving  child ,

     i would  be out of this anti farlang regime . asap. 

       800k in a thai bank,  suits  two purposes  for me , to satisfy visa requirements ,

        secondly as a source of income for emergency medical costs , hope i never need 800k.

         Then I will be , really  sick.

             Where will the hammer fall next , marriage  visas ?,  what wife. 555

18 hours ago, stud858 said:

Has anybody spoken much to the young falang man employed by jomtien immigration. He was in the photocopy office. I'm guessing he would be a wealth of information. I talked to him for a bit and recommend him for help on finding out about extensions, agents, requirements etc. I was really surprised to see them employ someone so young. He speaks 4 languages. I guess that helped him hit the jackpot.. 

 

 

             Work  permit ?,  i doubt  it. 555

5 hours ago, jvs said:

Well it  is a real chore to read all of these posts,many asking the same question or making the same comments.

I will just wait for next week because i am pretty sure this new rule(not a law yet)will be changed.

We will see what happens.

     Well it is a real chore , now almost as boring as Brexit topics .

     IMO ,   dodgy visas  agents / immi bribes   are a integral part of the  system , big money.

     It would be an easier task , to  abolish  and make prostitution illegal  in the kingdom. 555

2 hours ago, madmen said:

Tens of thousands of thais will lose their jobs because poorer farangs can't raise 800k?

       Exscuse me , do you mean those poor thai  ladies / boys etc,

working in the hospitality trade etc , cashiers , cleaners ,  and of course the take care ladies, etc.

59 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

After living under the radar for so long I wonder how they got caught, dont tell me it was police work

       Their telephone numbers ,   easy to trace their locations, big brother knows you know.

       Throw them phones  away , 555