scottiejohn

2 men walking down the road see a blind dog humping away at a cabbage.  One says...
“Poor bugger, he must have thought it was a collie “
 

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. 
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

18 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Here’s a little test for the average TVF member, take your time !, it’s not an easy one this !!

I think I will need to go on the web to get the answer as I am still legless from last night!

Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then, is it possible that the patient was still alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 I ran out of toilet paper, so I'm doing that 
"Trousers halfway up" waddle to go and get some more.
I'm almost at the corner store now!

 
For those of you who are worried about Alexa listening in to your conversations;
Google are introducing a male version called Alex.
He doesn't listen to anything! 
 

1 hour ago, Deerculler said:

What aircraft did you have ratings for and where did you fly?

What have your repeated questions about me got to do with me making comments and asking about why people want to fly these dangerous toys any where in the world.

Please get back on the topic and hopefully kill both the topic and drones worldwide.

45 minutes ago, Deerculler said:

What did you fly and where?

What has that question got to do with this subject.

Go back and get excited with whichever toy takes your fancy!

PS; I don't think TV allows me to up/download a file as large as my log books etc!

15 minutes ago, Pilotman said:

Too literal an interpretation I would say,  for most trained and experienced pilots. However,  by your restricted definition, I am still entitled to use the term,  as I do hold a current set of licences and ratings.  

What is restricted in my definition? 

You are either a qualified pilot or you are not!

You say you hold a valid licence and ratings etc therefore you are a pilot. 

As I no longer maintain any ratings or licences for any type of aircraft (including boys toys!) as such, I cannot 'Pilot an aircraft', therefore I cannot call myself a pilot.    What is the problem with those definitions?

22 hours ago, Pilotman said:

Surely once a pilot always a pilot?

NO!

You can only say "I am a pilot" If you hold a current pilot's licence!

1 hour ago, JAFO said:

Ahhh Gee Scottie......Little.....! what would you lead us to believe....Hands? Feet?...

 

Still think you have "Drone Envy. You should fly one. They are a lot of fun, so are fast cars, fast motorcycles, sky diving, and host of other hobbies.  

Try brain, if you have one!

BTW I am an ex Pilot, hence my hatred of drones. I also drive sports cars, dive and ride hoses etc.

I suggest you do not make assumptions about people you do not know anything about.

18 hours ago, JAFO said:

the reference to male anatomy shoes your maturity level

Where did I make any reference to anatomy (male or otherwise)? 

You appear to have filled in the blank space (…..?) to suit your maturity level by the looks of it.

13 minutes ago, KMartinHandyman said:

I never looked nor cared quite frankly.

A very considerate attitude.  I assume all "droners" have the same attitude to others! (safety etc). 

9 minutes ago, KMartinHandyman said:

Actually if remember correctly I read there are over 40,000 temples.

And we may need them all to shelter in if the boy's toys are unregulated.

2 hours ago, Deerculler said:

You only want to go on and on and argue.

 

 

 

 

 

No!

You are the one who cannot justify your dangerous ego trip toy.