Hayduke

Well said Uncle-General. But talk is not enough. Since you’ve already saved most everyone else….why not also save the monks by declaring yourself Supreme Patriarch and showing them the way? It’s the least you can do….

Always good to wait for the denial before believing things.

Nothing a wai…a 500 Baht fine…and a basket of chicken essence can’t put right.

One problem with phone apps……is that they will never replace thick brown envelopes.

Cold blooded b**ch....sounds like the type who will even demand her money back.

Maybe they've been watching what you do instead of listening to what you say....

Can we get a show of hands?

The Justice Minister himself proved to be a savvy, uber-shrewd shopper as he scooped up a rare 2004 Maserati MC12 Corsa for a budget price of 9,995 Baht......auction records indicate he was the only bidder.

Damn….same thing just happened to me. In a split second I lost my Patek Philippe watch, my Bentley Platinum sunglasses, my Nike Air Mag 2016 Shoes, my six carat diamond ring, my 90 Baht gold necklace, and 2,324,942 Thai Baht cash. Fortunately insurance will cover most of it.

Clearly unfit for a position in the PM's office. A qualified, capable Vice Minister wouldn’t ask to borrow 15 million Baht…...he would whisper forbidden names and demand a 100 million Baht donation.

Thank God....happiness has been restored to the people.

The Admiral refused to comment on the rumor that the 13.5 billion Baht contract will now be awarded to his nephew's new company, “Subs by Somchai”.

Human rights are not important because there's no money to be made. Agreeing with China is important....because there are vast amounts of money to be made. It's all about the money.

Don't worry Major Kom…...you can re-establish your professional honesty, integrity, and incorruptibility by simply bribing the right people.

Great news. The Generals can now pocket 100% of the money (instead of the usual 40%) and blame the whole terrible ‘misunderstanding’ on those unfriendly, uncooperative Germans.

What a thoroughly bizarre and creepy looking photo....

They can do what they did with cigarettes…put gruesome, scary pictures on alcohol packaging. Only the most desperate drinkers in the country would be able to down a bottle of beer with the Health Minister’s photo on the label.

Uncle General has obviously been up all night, tirelessly restoring happiness to the people….the poor fellow is still wearing his jammies.

Note how the Colonel resourcefully uses one of the trendy new “watch masks” to accessorize his uniform and protect his expensive timepiece.

Remember kids....we would rather you don't savagely murder your classmates. But if you do, we may have to expel you from school.

All thanks to the bold, resourceful, and far-sighted Hero-General-Czar-Statesman. The people celebrate his wondrous leadership and joyously sing his praises.

Sounds great……but....how about all the farmers, bus drivers, food venders, construction workers, security guards, auto mechanics, maintenance workers, and millions of other Thai people who have manual labor jobs? How on earth are all these masses of people going to stay out of the ‘office’ and be 'more productive' working from home 1-2 days a week?

Did you have to draw a map to your home....or pose for a photo pointing at the banknotes?

Meetings will be held, deals will be made, the charges will go into assorted 'Do Nothing' files, and as soon as the heat's off the whole sordid mess will quietly......fade away. Just like it never happened.