Hayduke

1 hour ago, rooster59 said:

The Governor of Bangkok, Pol Gen Asawin Kwanmuang announced today that the BMA had received an offer from a private company

The General's favorite scientific innovators over at Somchai & Somchai Co. LTD land another lucrative government contract....

Look on the bright side. If you happen to be a hardworking, patriotic, corruption-free general...and you just happen to have billions of baht that you want to convert into Pounds, Dollars, or Euros…then this is very good news.

14 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

But how to implement that and who will decide what is fake news, now that is a BIG challenge.

Any news critical of the Fearless Leader, or any news critical of the government, or any news lacking government approval...is by definition ‘fake’. Everyone knows that.

45 minutes ago, justin case said:

this will pull in more tourists, right

Absolutely. Obviously a clever ploy by the TAT. This news will certainly draw millions of additional Chinese tourists…who much prefer, thick, granular, and robust air like they have at home.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Chinese tourists are heading back to Thailand at last

They just can't resist the seductive lure of Thai Immigration's glamorous, cutting edge biometrics.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Prayut's speech at United Nations...

....to a rapt, standing room only audience.

4 hours ago, canuckamuck said:

They are going to start blurring photos of all life forms by default soon.

There might be an upside to that idea....

17 hours ago, webfact said:

PM Prayut donates 100,000 baht to help flood victims

No...please Uncle....please don't do it. It's far too much of a sacrifice. We know you only want to ease the suffering of the Thai people, but this magnificent sum is above and beyond.

You have worked hard in the nation's interests and lived a simple, honest, unassuming, and frugal life to save these funds for your family's future.

Your loyal and loving people are unworthy of this extravagantly generous gift ...and would rather perish in the floodwaters than leave you without your life savings.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Apirat pulls out of Army test visit

Apirat decided not to attend as these tests have nothing to do with the real purpose and mission of the Thai army….which is making money for the generals and their friends.

The Red Bull brand already has a famous driver….why not give the original homeboy from Bangkok another shot at the big time?

How about a radical solution like running the airline as if it were a business…rather than a fleet of free private jets for the generals and their government lackeys.

5 hours ago, webfact said:

He was named by Naew Na as Mr Njei, 32, but a vinyl board at the press briefing said he was Mr Mjel.

Can't argue with the vinyl board....

4 hours ago, webfact said:

He grabbed Mr Hujanen's one baht weight gold chain with amulet and made off in the direction of South Pattaya. 

It's his own fault. If he had gotten one of the renowned and reliable "Protection from Thieves on Motorcycles" amulets....this never would have happened.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

PM admits error in oath recital and is trying to resolve the problem

Resigning would be a good place to start...

3 hours ago, webfact said:

The Minister of Foreign Affairs has reassured other countries that Thailand has always been democratic.

When countries begin claiming to be 'democratic'...it's usually a good indication they are anything but that.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Homemade bombs found near 7-Eleven

So now these treacherous fiends are attacking 7-11....the very heart and soul of Thailand. Have they no shame? Is nothing sacred?

This is a dire threat to the security of the kingdom. The defense budget must be increased to allow for the immediate purchase of eight submarines. This will serve to protect the Thai people from the diabolical and fiendish enemies of democratic Thailand.

1 hour ago, rooster59 said:

Prayut, who is also the defence minister, also ordered police to step up security and appealed for people to report any irregularities they see.

We're with you 100% General. Does your office at the Ministry of Irregularities have a phone number?