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Sounds easier and quicker than heathrow with a visa.

and Frodo threw the ring into the magma

Why such a high cost for the digital certificate? It used to be that you went to the british embassy and got a right of abode stamp in your foreign passport.

Sounds like the spoof Somali pirate shooting cruises all over again

Greenland 2.1M sq km, 836,000 sq ml Maryland 32,130 sq km, 12,000 sq ml Greenland is just a tad larger than Maryland

Should claim he's a Buddhist and he's being discriminated againsy for showing religious symbols.

a small bag used to cost 30 baht in na glua market when they were asking tourists 500 on the street. I dare say such savings are still around.

Take it back to being illegal. It was cheaper to buy, if you didn't look like a tourist.

Keep the baht high and buy dollars. float the baht on the market and watch it fall and buy back baht. Then put the baht back where it was. Rinse and repeat.

the Richard is probably Richard the third, rhyming slang for turd

They have practiced with marijuana, what could possibly go wrong?

Oldie but: how do you tell a happy motorcyclist, by the amount of flies in his teeth

By definition OED a disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, especially one that has a distinctive group of symptoms, signs, or anatomical changes and often has known causes.

I used to be a pasterfarian, but my indoctrination, as a child, brought up vegetarian, meant I could not accept the idea of meatballs. In despair I turned to the invisible, pink unicorn. I know that it is invisible as no one has ever seen it, but it is a matter of faith that it is pink. Faith can be used to accept any idea, no matter how ridiculous, even when there is no evidence, or logic behind it.

Half a million pounds each for one year, who approved these figures? Even at the 4.5B figure that is 150,000 per year per person.