bunple

..is that what Mary Poppins was singing about?

...any body know the date today?

if they were there to make contact with the rebels then they aint going get involved in a firefight.

I had a virus and SpyBot couldn't find it and Comodo couldn't see it either, SAS (SuperAnitSpyware) saw it and removed it, I also run ZoneAlarm. take your pick.

"This was the quote in the newspaper article ( The payment would be based on citizenship or residency, with British citizens or anyone who has been living in Britain for a fixed number of years qualifying ) end quote. Which one it will it be? To save the most money it will be Residency just as the Nation health service policy."

The way I read that statement it was either of the conditions, EITHER a citizen OR a resident.

it might be an opthalmic migraine, in my case it's brought on by stareing to hard at anything close up, normally it passes in about 20 mins, but you should get your eyes checked just to make sure.

Try getting off the beaten path if you want to see normal Thai people. Pattaya is the armpit of the universe, Thai people are there only to make money, anyway possible. I was very disillusioned with the place on my last visit.

And whatever you do, don't rent a jet-ski under any circumstances! These jet-ski operators are the scum of the earth and it is unbelievable that they are still allowed. Pass it along......

i have rented jet ski's and sport bikes in Pattaya and Phuket more then 20 times with no problems.

Its funny how some people don't understand that if you wreak somebodys property while you where renting it that you might actually have to pay for the damage. If you don't know how to ride then don't rent.

Insurance? if i smack up an avis rent a car I pay shit, INSURANCE

you could try the Lek on 2nd road, they also do a breakfast and dinner buffet in restuarant by the pool, I can't see why anybody would get upset if you spend some money on drinks and food while your there, has parking also.

... all you UK expats that have lived in Thailand for years with your Thai wife don't have a family exit stratergy back to the UK if you need it unless the wife can speak English.

"Canadian economists say the first success of Mr Chretien's government was to secure widespread public support for what would be deep and painful spending cuts."

That'll never happen in the UK with the unions, even now they are queueing up for 5%+ pay increases.

what a crock'a sh1t

oh pussy as in cat, thanks but no thanks, hope the little fellows get a good home.

if you cut all ties with the UK for what ever reason (usually tax purposes )then tuff shit if you can't get NHS, keep a permenant UK address pay taxes and when you need NHS don't mention you been living abroad, after all if you pay taxes in the UK then you should be entitled to NHS.

the Sun newspaper are reporting that .... " All three of the taxi drivers targeted had accompanied Bird on holidays to Thailand twice a year. The mass killer was said to have lured them to their fates using his taxi radio - because he was seething after a Thai woman "stung" him for thousands of pounds. "

There again this could just be the Sun.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...s#ixzz0pnu4QSJ6

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...S&ATTR=News

Serious answer here......

If vinegar is unavailable, urine is a second-best.

.. so next the lifeguard has no vinegar ask him nicely to piss on you, say please as well.

Tricky thing song lyrics.

cherry pie, cherry pie, poker face

as sung by lady Gaga

Santa goes every year to Koh Samui.

Big white beard riding an old honda wave with an 18-year old "helper".

does he come down the chimney?

...and while I'm waiting for the oven to get hot, who are these f@cking people that get on airplanes with sooooooooo much hand luggage that they need 2 or 3 overhead bins, one trip I was on the girl in front had such a heavy case that she couldn't even lift it.

They should all be made to get on the scales with there "hand" luggage and pay accordingly.

ugly and live's under a bridge

£1000 for 8 weeks = £125/week. no where near the sort of money you'll need, ok so it's not a knock down drag out bash in Pattaya but still I would think at least £400 a week. Don't take any Bhat take some GBP and several cards debit and credit. Have a plan if the money runs out before the return flight.

... too right fat people should pay more, the fuel needed to shift some fat arse 20stone for 12 hours is a lot more than some sleek (like me) well toned 12stone, also while we on the fat crusade I don't see why my jackets, shirts and trousers cost the same when there's only half the material. If somebody wants to consume vast amounts of food then why should i pay for his air fuel and his clothes, next you'll be telling me I have to pay towards his car petrol as well.

... this guy had to fall on his sword for the sake of the country, think of the field day the labour party would have with this guy in charge of controlling government spending.

I know you said "not a taxi" but why mess about with buses and trains, get a taxi at the airport agree the price and 3 hours later your in HH (fare 1800ish)

Sometimes the "unshaven look" works!

... do you have her number?

yes! Webber gets pole again- hes driving superb!

Hamilton 2nd, Vettel 3rd

... yeah and button 4th and some German guy in 5th. Should be a good race.